Calm The Fuck Down Swear Word Coloring Book

Are you stressed out? Too many things to do? People in your life driving you crazy? Then you need to Calm the Fuck Down and Color! This hilarious, sarcastic, and obnoxious adult coloring book is the perfect way to relieve stress, aid relaxation, and vent, while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed mandala flower images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of peace and make you laugh-out-loud along the way. Unlike many adult coloring books, each volume is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through, so you can use any of your favorite tools, including pens, colored pencils, and fine-tipped markers. When you're finished coloring, you can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. As an added bonus, we've also included two copies of every image so you can enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time! This book includes 50 coloring pages, 25 unique images, and the following swear word phrases: Calm the Fuck Down and Color Go Fuck Yourself Chill the Fuck out Leave me the Fuck Alone Shut the Fuck up You're a Dumbass Shove it up Your Ass Kiss my fat Ass Shut up Asshole Don't be a Jackass Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth I Don't Give a Damn God Damn it You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit Eat Shit and Die This is Bullshit Are you Shitting me? You're a Piece of Shit Son of a Bitch You're a Little Bitch Fuck That Bitch Life's a Bitch Don't be Such a Bitch Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax...

Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!

Be honest, Some People Suck! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 mandala designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet TAGS: black coloring book, mandala coloring book, adult coloring book, swear words coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper, animal coloring books, animals

Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50+ designs, we've got any curse, swear, or put down you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content!50 Unique Designs to Color!Dozens of coloring pages designed for adultsEach coloring page is designed to help relax and inspireThe variety of pages ensure something for every skill levelUse your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, adult coloring books black background, adult coloring books black pap

Calm the FUCK down and the Color the Words you Can't Say! Low Introductory price. Normally priced at $8.99 This humorous adult coloring book features a mix of truly funny and some very Shocking SWEAR WORDS meshed with beautiful single-sided floral designs and more. The coloring pages combine beauty with a foul mouth. Vent your frustrations and calm your mind by coloring what you can't say out-loud or in public! This book will have you laughing as you coloring each page to reveal a new swear word. Flip through the pages right away or surprise yourself with a new funny swear word each day. You might be familiar with some of the words in this book, but many of the words could also be new and unique to you. You'll find some classic swear words along with super funny and even some adult ONLY sexual swears! Just have FUN and color on!!! Calm down and make these pages COLORFUL!! Studies have shown that laughter is the best therapy you can get, and combining laughing with the nostalgic joy of coloring is sure to help you relieve stress. **Stay tuned** Volumes #2, and #3 are coming soon!! PLEASE NOTE: (This Book contains Adult language and it's NOT Intended for Children!) Our adult coloring book is designed for FUN and Relaxation and is meant for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only. The words in this book are meant to keep you laughing and boost your spirits. There is no harmful intent within this pages. Only good old-fashioned humor for those who like to drop a few f---- Bombs every now and then.

LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! (Regularly priced $ 9.99 ) NEW 40 Swear Words, Obnoxious Words and Insults! Color Your Stress Away. Want to release your stress and anxiety, not offending anybody with words better not said out loud? Would you like to astonish your friend with an imaginative and unique gift? This Best Selling Coloring Book with Sweary Beautiful Designs will help you to achieve this! Each Swear word has beautiful design with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers and leaves. The book is designed for adults and contains hilarious swear words. *WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Relaxing Coloring Books for Adults : Contains hilarious swear words. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. 40 Beautiful Sweary Designs : Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Original and hand drawn illustrations Single-Sided Pages Words you'll find inside the book: : Shut up Asshole Get the hell out! Shut the fuck up! Calm the Fuck Down Don't be Such a Bitch Shove it up Your Ass Calm Your Balls You're a Piece of Shit Fuck That Bitch You're a Little Bitch Damn you to Hell I Don't Give a Shit and others Sit back, relax, plan your day, Happy Coloring!

Are you searching for the ideal motivational and inspirational adult coloring book for women? Do not forget that fucking relaxation comes when the mind is freed from all shit. Take motivation to a new level and get a kick of energy. This gift contains tons of laughs and adds a fucking sun to the life of any person. This swearing coloring book for women filled with life-affirming phrases that will not too politely remind that each person is unique and has every opportunity to achieve fucking goals. In this swear word coloring book for adults, you will find inspirational quotes, including: "Fuck What They Think!" "Not My Fucking Problem!" "Fuck You Very Much!" "Let That Shit Go!" "I'm a fucking delight!" and much more!