Cat Humor Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk Joke Book with your purchase of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of Jerky Cats and funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now

This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting panda & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Panda Discovery Book Book 2: Snake Discovery Book Book 3: Cat Jerks Book Book 1: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird snake moments like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? * What Is A Snake's Defense Tactic? * Can Snakes Fly & Other Snake Specialities * 16 Amazing Non-Venomous Snakes * Most Beautiful Snakes On Earth * Snakes As Pets and lots more... Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird panda moments like: * A History Of Lovable Panda Bears * Where Do Pandas Hide And Where Do We Find Them? * Sniff sniff...and other Panda Senses * How Do Pandas Communicate? * Panda Moves & Panda Defense * Panda Baby Boom * How Do Pandas Spend Their Day? * Up For Some Panda Playtime? * Pandas & Bamboos * Pandas & Us Humans * Interesting, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Pandas and lots more... Book 3: Inside you'll find LOL funny, weird & jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Get this 3 In 1 box set compilation today because buying the 3 in 1 box set compilation gives you more value for a smaller prize, but you can also buy each book individually. If your kid loves lovable pandas, dangerous & mysterious snakes and hilariously funny cats this box set compilation will give you an awesome value and makes your child smiling longer!

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Dog and Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their green eyed and egocentric furry friends with these curious & humorous dog and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats and doggys at their jerkiest moments. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk cat and dog psyche. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 2 in 1 compilation of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now and enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments with your kids...

LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...

This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing & interesting horse & sea turtle fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Horse Discovery Book Book 2: Sea Turtle Discovery Book Book 3: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Inside the sea turtle discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources lots more Book 2: Inside you'll find interesting, intriguing, funny & weird horse moments like: * What Is The History Behind The Origin Of Sea Turtles? * What Are The Various Species? * How Do Sea Turtles Reproduce? How Do Sea Turtle Babies Look Like? * Are Sea Turtles Carnivore, Herbivore, Or Omnivore? What Do The Sea Turtles Eat? * Are Sea Turtles Social? * Some Revelations, Truths & Other Curious Stuff About Sea Turtles * Can Sea Turtles Be Kept As Pet? * Important Sea Turtle Resources and lots more... Book 3: Inside you'll find LOL funny, weird & jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more...

This 4 In 1 Box Set includes intriguing & interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The box set includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1 & 2: Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? ... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? ... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Stimulation of thought & contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. ON the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. Book 3: Inside you'll find hilarious jerky cat moments like * Stinky Pink * Mean Latrine lots more... Book 4: * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Soggy Doggy ... Lots More...

This 1 In 3 Box Set includes intriguing & interesting frog & snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids. The box set includes: Book 1: 265 Million Years Ago...Until Today...FROGS ROCK! Frog And Toad, Frog Pictures For Kids, Kids Book About Frogs Book 2: Snake Adventure Book: Discover Amazing Snakes, Snake Pictures, Snakes As Pets (Snake Books For Kids with Intriguing & Curious Snake Secrets, Stories, Myths About Snakes) Book 3: Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1 & 2: Book 1: Does your child love cute frogs and toads? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * What Is The History Of Frogs? * What Are The Differences Between Frogs & Toads * Where Are Frogs Found All Over The World? * Why Do Frogs Have Moist Skin & Why Do They Shed Their Skin? ... Book 2: Does your child love gracious & beautiful snakes? Inside the frog and toad discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Ancient Snake Origins * Where Do Snakes Hang Out? * The Secrets Of A Snake's Skin * Do Snakes Have A 6th Sense? ... Did you know that in captivity, many of the snake species can live for surprisingly very long times. The average is somewhere between 18-20 years! You and your child will learn lots more of such curious snake facts. Stimulation of thought & contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. ON the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. Book 3: Inside you'll find hilarious jerky cat moments like * Stinky Pink * Mean Latrine * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Eyes * Turns Out Jerkier ... and lots more...