Confessions Of A Middle School Nerd

In this fresh and relatable, "laugh-out-loud" novel, thirteen year old Kylie Wattson exposes herself as a klutzy, nerdy, awkward teenage girl with stories to tell and lessons to learn. Through a series of quirky retellings, Kylie relates her goal of making nerdy an accessory, learning--in the end--that we're all a little nerdy, and that's okay. With witty intelligence, Kylie shares what she's learned about self-worth, acceptance, and individuality.

Dear M, Begin the entries in the diary of self-professed nerdy girl and chronic outsider Willa Shisbey. From her constant humiliations at middle school, to her first kiss and the challenges of puberty, Willa shares her secrets in a diary dedicated to the mother who gave her up for adoption. Both humorous and heartfelt, Unlucky Thirteen, the second book in the Confessions of a Nerdy Girl diary series, will appeal to fans of Terri Libenson, Raina Telgemeier and Jennifer L. Holm.

Effortlessly acquire an SAT vocabulary through hilarious high school essays Every year, 9 million American students expend large amounts of time and energy preparing for proficiency and entrance exams like the SAT, ACT, PSAT, and SSAT with a heap of vocabulary flash cards and a fat volume of repetitive practice tests. Each one of them, along with their parents and teachers, wishes that there was a less painful way to prepare for test day. There is, and this book is the solution: a collection of ten well-written, entertaining essays by recent college-graduates-turned-writers that honestly and amusingly recount wild, traumatizing, and hilarious high-school events, using common SAT words as a study tool. (*gluteus: any of the large muscles of the buttocks; esp: gluteus maximus)

"Chloe Snow chonicles a year in her high school life, sharing the highs and lows of family, friendship, school, and love"--

The second in a four-part series, COTUM V2: School reads like a self-written psych report, detailing chronic underachievement, perpetual inattention and endless tales of teacher torment. Focusing on school-based stories of inattention and calculated defiance, expect the unexpected in this laugh-out-loud summary of school in the 1980’s. Along the way, lockers are violated, field trips go bad, languages are mangled, teachers are pranked and unspeakable stunts are pulled with apples and squirrels.

On the Willa Shisbey "My Life Sucks" scale of one to ten, Willa's life is an eleven. It's not just that her adoptive parents are divorcing and Willa fears she might be an orphan - again, or that her OCD has gotten so out of control she's managed to push away the only two friends she's ever had. Now, Willa has to care for a computerized baby for seventy-two hours in her Life Science class in order to pass the course.The only problem is, that Willa, the girl cursed with a rare memory ability that won't let her forget, has somehow managed to lose the baby.

Willa Shisbey, a self-professed nerdy girl, is off to science camp and couldn't be more excited. Armed with her clothing and enough stamps to write a letter to everyone she knows, she's ready for anything-anything except a residential sports camp for Olympic hopefuls.Now, she's stuck, but all is not lost. The resilient teen is determined to make the most of a sometimes difficult situation. With all that's going on in her life-from her adoptive parents' impending divorce to the physical challenges of camp, and her desire to be accepted for the wonderful girl she is-Willa's camp mix up just might be the best thing that could've happened this summer.Follow the fun, laughs, and a little homesickness through Willa's letters home to her friends and family and watch as she learns, grows, and discovers a hidden talent along the way!

Her pupils murdered her daughter. Now she will have her revenge. After calling off her engagement in the wake of a tragic revelation, Yuko Moriguchi had nothing to live for except her only child, four-year-old child, Manami. Now, following an accident on the grounds of the middle school where she teaches, Yuko has given up and tendered her resignation. But first she has one last lecture to deliver. She tells a story that upends everything her students ever thought they knew about two of their peers, and sets in motion a diabolical plot for revenge. Narrated in alternating voices, with twists you'll never see coming, Confessions probes the limits of punishment, despair, and tragic love, culminating in a harrowing confrontation between teacher and student that will place the occupants of an entire school in danger. You'll never look at a classroom the same way again.