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Crappy Children s Art
Author | : Maddox |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 320 |
Release | : 2012-11-20 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781439182888 |
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The essayist for TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com presents an irreverent critique of children's artwork that includes a deconstruction of a crayon-drawn family portrait and a scathing analysis of an insecure camper's letter home.
I Am Better Than Your Kids
Author | : Maddox |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 310 |
Release | : 2011-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781439182864 |
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The essayist for TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com presents an irreverent critique of children's artwork that includes a deconstruction of a crayon-drawn family portrait and a scathing analysis of an insecure camper's letter home.
Crappy Children s Art
Author | : Maddox |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 320 |
Release | : 2012-11-20 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781476713540 |
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Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of “The Best Page in the Universe,” and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children’s artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid’s childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids—and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old’s crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade “gifts,” and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox’s world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world’s foremost authority on children’s crappy artwork.
Gus Me
Author | : Keith Richards |
Publsiher | : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 656 |
Release | : 2014-09-09 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9780316320634 |
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An inspiring, acclaimed picture book about family and music that details the electric moment with Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones first picked up a guitar, illustrated by his daughter, Theodora Richards. Long before there was a band, there was a boy: a young Keith Richards, who was introduced to the joy of music through his beloved granddad, Theodore Augustus Dupree, affectionately known as "Gus," who was in a jazz big band and is the namesake of Keith's daughter, Theodora Dupree Richards. Gus & Me offers a rare and intimate look into the childhood of the legendary Keith Richards through this poignant and inspiring story that is lovingly illustrated with Theodora Richards's exquisite pen-and-ink collages. This unique autobiographical picture book honors the special bond between a grandfather and grandson and celebrates the artistic talents of the Richards family through the generations. It also includes selected photographs from the Richards family collection.
Parenting Illustrated with Crappy Pictures
Author | : Amber Dusick |
Publsiher | : Harlequin |
Total Pages | : 227 |
Release | : 2013-04-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781460309865 |
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"The drawings aren't very good, Mama." —Crappy Boy, age 5 Of course you love being a parent. But sometimes, it just sucks. I know. I'm Amber Dusick and I started my blog Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures because I needed a place to vent about the funny (and frustrating) day-to-day things that happened to me as a parent. Turns out, poop is hilarious! At least when you're not the one wiping it up. This book won't make your frustrating moments any less crappy. But these stories about my Crappy Baby, Crappy Boy and my husband, Crappy Papa, will hopefully make you laugh. Because you're not alone. And sometimes the crappiest moments make the best memories. Parenting is wonderful! And also, well, you know.
Art Fear
Author | : David Bayles,Ted Orland |
Publsiher | : Souvenir Press |
Total Pages | : 105 |
Release | : 2023-02-09 |
Genre | : Self-Help |
ISBN | : 9781800815995 |
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'I always keep a copy of Art & Fear on my bookshelf' JAMES CLEAR, author of the #1 best-seller Atomic Habits 'A book for anyone and everyone who wants to face their fears and get to work' DEBBIE MILLMAN, author and host of the podcast Design Matters 'A timeless cult classic ... I've stolen tons of inspiration from this book over the years and so will you' AUSTIN KLEON, NYTimes bestselling author of Steal Like an Artist 'The ultimate pep talk for artists. ... An invaluable guide for living a creative, collaborative life.' WENDY MACNAUGHTON, illustrator Art & Fear is about the way art gets made, the reasons it often doesn't get made, and the nature of the difficulties that cause so many artists to give up along the way. Drawing on the authors' own experiences as two working artists, the book delves into the internal and external challenges to making art in the real world, and shows how they can be overcome every day. First published in 1994, Art & Fear quickly became an underground classic, and word-of-mouth has placed it among the best-selling books on artmaking and creativity. Written by artists for artists, it offers generous and wise insight into what it feels like to sit down at your easel or keyboard, in your studio or performance space, trying to do the work you need to do. Every artist, whether a beginner or a prizewinner, a student or a teacher, faces the same fears - and this book illuminates the way through them.
How to be an Artist
Author | : S. Natalie Abadzis |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 135 |
Release | : 2021 |
Genre | : Art |
ISBN | : 0744051169 |
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"A fun-filled art activity book that will encourage kids to express themselves while teaching them about key artistic styles and a selection of pioneering artists from history"--
Coraline
Author | : Stephen Jones |
Publsiher | : Titan Publishing Company |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2009 |
Genre | : Coraline (Motion picture) |
ISBN | : 1848562780 |
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Shortly after moving into her new home a young girl named Coraline is drawn to a mysterious locked door. Behind the door and down a gloomy corridor she finds a strange duplicate world, with an eerie duplicate flat and a duplicate but off-kilter Other Mother and Other Father, with black button eyes, who won't let her return to the real world.