Creative Cursing

A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation. Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.

F uck the Fuckity Fuckin’ Fucker. Readers of Katherine Dunn won’t be surprised that this was her father’s favorite sentence, or that, as a young girl, she heard it as a kind of profane poem, a secret song. For many of us, the language of Geek Love carries a similar staying power, born of Dunn’s agile use of language and her strange, beautiful diction. And as a true exegete of the expletive, she remained undividedly devoted to obscenity—both as scholar and practitioner. In On Cussing, Dunn sketches a brief history of swear words and creates something of a field guide to their types and usages, from the common threat (“I’ll squash you like a shithouse mouse”) to the portmanteau intensifier (“Fan-fucking-tastic”). But she also explores their physiology—the physical impact on the reader or listener—and makes an argument for how and when to cuss with maximum effect. Equal parts informative and hilarious, this volume will delight Dunn’s legion of fans, but it’s also a must-have for anyone looking to more successfully wield their expletives, be it in writing or in everyday speech.

In the vein of The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat comes a fascinating and fun look at the new science of bad language. Did you know that chimpanzees can swear? Or that we do most of our swearing in our first language? Have you ever noticed that swearing is an excellent painkiller? In delightfully fun and accessible language, backed by riveting historical case studies and the latest cutting-edge research, Dr. Emma Byrne explores the science behind swearing and why bad language might actually be good for us. Swearing, it turns out, is socially and emotionally essential. Not only has some form of swearing been around since the earliest humans began to communicate, but it has been shown to reduce physical pain, prevent violence, help stroke victims recover their language, and help people work together as a team. Swearing Is Good For You is a fascinating and fun look at the new science of bad language.

A humorous, trenchant and fascinating examination of how Western culture's taboo words have evolved over the millennia

This book is for all you motherfathers in need of creative ways to avoid swearing. Whether you are at work, or around children, this book will give you a plethora of fun ways to express yourself without cussing.

Stress-Relieving Sweary Coloring Book Get FREE BONUS pages at www.fckyeahcoloring.com and preview the book! Do you have an annoyingly loud neighbor? Coworkers who don't know theirshit? Or a boss you really want to stick your middle finger to? Let it all out with this wonderful sweary coloring book! Designed for your swearing relaxation, this coloring book is filledwith classic swears such as "SHIT", "Fuck Face" and "Asshole" These naughty words are surrounded by beautiful flowers and fairies forhilarious contrast. Grab Your Copy Now to Blow Off Steam and Restore Your Peace of MindImmediately! Here's what you're going to get from this unbelievable book: 25 swear words perfect for your boss...or someone else! Carefully prepared by 2 Professional Art Studios! Printed and Published by Amazon and its printing house! Special, one-time promotion price: ONLY $5.38 instead of$14.99! Includes Free Bonus Pages inside: www.fckyeahcoloring.com Here are the swear words in this badass swearing book: Asshole Dickhead Douchewaffle Fuck You Cunt Licker Asswad Son of a Bitch Bullshit Cock Muncher Bitch Ass Jacker Fuck Face Bastard Nut Wanker Fuck This Shit! Fart Lord Jizz Harder Douchebag Motherfucker Shitface Tramp Biscuit Earwax Zombie Shit Fuckwit Every page is designed to help you relax, contrasting disgusting swearsand sayings with a beautiful menagerie of sweet animals, fairies andflowers. Simply choose your favorite coloring tools and start with theillustration that moves you! Order Now to begin your sweary journey!

A Shakespearean insult generator that creates tart-tongued and totally humorous bawdy combinations and clever comebacks. Some occasions call for foul language, but why resort to the common F-word? If you must be offensive, hearken back to the Elizabethan days for more salacious and outrageous word choices. Impress your friends with your mastery of lewd iambic pentameter and vanquish your enemies with the power of the bard. After all, a toad-spotted maggot by any other name would be as pestilent . . . Mix and match to come up with your own raucous rebuffs, including: Thou Foul-Reeking Lily-Livered Codpiece! Thou Ruttish Rump-Fed Pignut! Thou Beslubbering Cockeyed Canker-blossom! Thou Churlish Dull-Eyed Hag And more!

A funny, sweary gift for anyone who loves creative cursing. Makes a hilarious gag gift, white elephant or yankee swap gift. Give as a gift or card replacement to celebrate a birthday, holiday, or retirement to your hilarious and profane friend or family member. Size: 6x9 Pages: 100 Cover: Matte Paperback This lined, notebook is perfect for any potty mouth person. It is great for taking notes, writing to do lists, journaling, organizing, or brainstorming. Notebooks & journals are a fun gift for adults, teens or kids for any gift giving occasion!