I Wish People Would Just Fuck Off

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‘Your secret didn’t die with me.’ The mysterious note tucked inside the pages of a recently returned book leaves librarian, Morag McLaughlin, chilled to the bone. She knows it was meant for her. Someone out there knows her darkest secrets and they could destroy everything. Torn apart from her own family, she will stop at nothing to create a perfect new one. Why are they all so ungrateful? She’s only looking after them... Isn’t she?

A body in a pool. A rifle. And a scream that carries across the valley. But is that the end, or just the beginning? It's been a hard couple of years, but things finally seem to be looking up for Danielle. Her boyfriend Matteo has inherited a dilapidated old farmhouse in Tuscany, complete with olive groves, vineyards and – most importantly – a pool. They will swim, drink wine and sit out under the stars. It couldn't be more perfect. When she gets there, Danielle finds it's not quite as idyllic as she thought. There's a lot of work to be done on the house, but first she turns her attention to making the algae-infested concrete swamp into the infinity pool of her dreams. As she digs up the old foundations, Danielle brings to light long-buried secrets that will shatter the tranquillity of her Tuscan dream forever – and make her question how well we ever know the people we claim to love... A page-turning psychological supsense for fans of C.L. Taylor and T.M. Logan 'I was totally hooked' Philippa East Readers absolutely love The Infinity Pool: 'I was totally hooked... I couldn't turn the pages fast enough' NetGalley 4* Review 'One of the most enjoyable books I have read this year' NetGalley 5* Review 'Loved this book! I was totally hooked... I couldn't turn the pages fast enough' NetGalley 5* Review 'This is the perfect summer read. If you like fast-paced thrillers with lots of twists and turns this is definitely for you' jtayauthor, 5* Review 'A wonderful thrilling ride... Some amazing twists in this story... A quick, twisty novel' Rubie Reads, 5* Review 'Gorgeous setting and an ominous plot' NetGalley 5* Review 'Finished it in a couple of days' NetGalley 5* Review 'Intriguing, engaging and thrilling' NetGalley 4* Review 'The twists and turns start coming, it does not disappoint' NetGalley 4* Review 'An ending you don't expect at all' NetGalley 4* Review 'Kept me intrigued the whole way through' NetGalley 4* Review 'Loved this book... The ending was amazing. Brilliant' NetGalley 5* Review 'I tore through it – I had to see how it would end. Gave me chills' NetGalley 5* Review

Attachment: a novel of war and peace is historical fiction during the 2004 presidential election. Set upon the backdrop of the stunning Oregon coast and exhilarating Colorado Rockies, it weaves a colorful tapestry of global war, American culture, interpersonal psychology, and individual motivation and emotion. "That is a very brave book you have written." Carla Perry; author/poet. "Bought it, got it, read it, loved it!" Michelle Perkins; Exceptional Family Resource Center. "The cat has definitely leaped out of the bag." Rhaine Gonzalez; student. "A live coal." Sandra McRae; author, poet. "Ive started many a book, put them down and never finished them. Yours was read in two days - think that says something, especially since Im opposed to most (or is it all) of what Joe believes in." Judy Mangers. "A GREAT read, Mark... It caught me emotionally--POW--always a sign of ” excellent writing." JoAnn Ray; feminist, university professor. "...the scenes with Bobbie and the relationship between Joe and his father -- particularly the memories of abuse -- how those scenes were done -- WOW WAS I IMPRESSED!!!!!!" Mary Collopy Southworth; Educator. "I read Attachment in two days. I enjoyed it. A good book." John Dicke; Psychologist. "this is one smart beautiful book." Murray Moulding; poet. "I liked your book a lot! Well done." Laura Prichett; Author. Read more reviews, or order also at: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425710395/sr=1-1/qid=1153497973/ref=sr_1_1/002-7042274-7988054?ie=UTF8&s=books And/or: www.myspace.com/mejabbour

Two Friends Make a Vow to Never Grow Up

Bruises heal, but broken hearts can be scarred forever……. Nikki fled South Africa to escape an abusive relationship. All she wanted was to disappear and start anew and Glasgow offered the perfect place to hide. Landing in the world of corporate espionage was the last thing Nikki had in mind. Landing in her boss's bed was certainly a step beyond. If the last year taught her anything, this is not a road she wants to travel again. Keeping her secret shame close to her chest is just as important as staying hidden. Dan has it all, or so it seems. A worldwide software empire, staff to meet his every need, and wealth beyond comprehension. He can't help wanting one more thing. Nikki. But he has secrets of his own, and secrets have a way of rearing their ugly head when least expected. Can Nikki and Dan forge a new life together, or will a love borne from secrecy be the catalyst that brings down an empire?

#1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.