Epic Ninja Kid Book

Epic Ninja Kid Book: Kid Graphic Novel Book With Funny Children Cartoon & Comic Stories...This is the Diary Of Don & Jon the funny redneck twins. Don & Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there is even freakier phenomenon out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators and even spiders. Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations. Make sure to check out your pants before reading because these hilarious Dr. Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because of kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes. Parents love to join in for the fun! Hang on for more funny stories that are going to be released shortly in this brand new Zombie & Ninja Dynasty Series by Timmie Guzzmann. Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers. If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself! Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside...How do they find out of this trap? Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon. Make sure to get your copy today and LOL together with your kids...

Everyone's favorite feline superhero is back for even more hilarious adventures set in the Cat Ninja-verse. Catch up with Cat Ninja, Master Hamster, and the rest of the family as they face...the suburbs! When Dad buys a new house outside the city, the kids are less than excited about new neighbors, backyard barbecues, and quiet, tree-lined streets. And they're not alone--a summer in the suburbs is enough to make Cat Ninja miss the villains of Metro City! Our hero and his family feel like fish out of water when they arrive in Peaceful Valley, but it won't be long before Dad's new neighborhood reveals its scaly, golden underbelly. This volume includes: Five full-length comics One bonus Cat Ninja Tale

In Book 3 of the hugely popular Cat Ninja series, small-time crooks, sidekicks, and the wannabe supervillains who made our heroes who they are all get a chance to tell their stories--and their stories are hilarious! Cat Ninja: Wanted features Metro City's favorites and newcomers in tales that include a nearly cat-astrophic case of stolen identity, the not-so-villainous adventures of Master Hamster, and Adonis's first mission as one of the good guys. Enjoy six stand-alone stories, plus a five-part Cat Ninja special miniseries! The stories in Cat Ninja: Wanted teach readers that: People (and villains!) can change Everyone deserves a second chance You don't need superpowers to be a hero!

Did ninja really use shuriken, or throwing stars? Did female ninja carry fans made of steel? Find out what is myth and what is fact while exploring the tools and weapons of the ninja.

A twist on the classic game of Rock Paper Scissors, this story celebrates the differences that make three friends unique.

Introduces new readers to synonyms and antonyms.

Read Along or Enhanced eBook: In a terrific twist on the original tale of The Gingerbread Man, follow the amazing Ninjabread Man as he dips and dives out of danger!

"A figure clothed in black scales a castle wall for a covert mission. But how did ninja actually live their lives? Uncover the secrets and truth of living life as a ninja"--