History Of A Galaxy Book One Redbrick

Never trust a history lesson from an alien. First, they tend to ramble, and second, Xenonite translators aren't all that accurate. But when a Xenonite spy lands in a remote swamp of central Wisconsin, Yzarc and his crew are standing by, eager to grill it on such topics as "Is it dark in space?" and "Why, of all planets, did you choose to visit earth?" Since the alien's response was generally off topic as well as incomplete, here is told the history of our galaxy in a format that is a) concise enough to fit on your bookshelf and b) guaranteed to be at least as accurate as the universally regarded Instruction Manual for Xenonite Ciri. In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including: A wise cabinet maker famed for exploding furniture. A hypochondriac ferryman lost in a swamp. A quirky yam farmer in search of adventure. Mad scientists who vanish, taking their cheese with them. An evil dictator who wants to take over the galaxy. ...and the adventure is only beginning...

If we are to understand why the Xenonites cameto earth with such fury, we must understandwhat drove a Sheek Wanderer to the stars.Further, we must understand how the nation ofAtakala became so great a power, yet layundiscovered until the twenty-first century.Thus, we at Yzarc Industries have gathered the facts concerning these remarkable events, presenting them to the reader in this second of seven histories.In this book, you will meet the characters whoreally mattered in ages past, including:An unlucky amnesiac who wakes up six feet under.A disgruntled barbarian who loves to sack and pillage.A Hake laborer searching for lasting friendship and simple answers to the tough questions of life.A walking scarecrow who thinks he has those very same answers.A green chair that has a mind of its own.This novel picks up where the first left off, guiding the reader in a not quite historical, but both entertaining and moving tour of our galaxy.

When an alien crash-lands on an African beach, Yzarc and his team are there to hear its epic tale of woe and doom. Unfortunately, much of that woe and doom regards the fate of earth. In actuality, the alien did not fully understand the events leading up to that fateful day, could not comprehend the vast scope of galactic history which had culminated in such a mess. Thus we at Yzarc Industries have compiled the true History of a Galaxy, explaining in as clear and entertaining way as we can (although more often than not sacrificing clarity for entertainment), the key events of this multimillenial drama. In this book, you will meet the characters who really mattered in ages past, including: A Thoronite girl carried off to sea. A young prince with a history of bad luck. A Sheek Wanderer trapped at Galaxy's End. An English wizard and his collection of sheep. A fire-breathing dragon who would rather be on holiday. And a mysterious King whom all have heard of but few have seen.

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