How To Swear Around The World

With this helpful guide, learn to tell people off like a native no matter where you are in the world. An essential phrasebook for the world traveler, How to Swear Around the World features dozens of favorite curses, insults, and sayings from all over the globe. Get rid of a pesky hanger-on in Brazil by telling him to dig for potatoes—vai ceifar batatas. To express disgust toward your brown-nosing German friend, accuse him of being a bicycle-rider—radfahrer, or tell someone off in Laos by letting him know you think his mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs—Ma see mea mung! Make new friends and enemies abroad with this handy guide filled with fighting words, scatological expressions, dozens of ways to insult someone’s mother, and many other suitably offensive phrases. Also features phonetic pronunciations and handy illustrations to provide guidance to these colorful exclamations. “As useful as it is hilarious, Sacher’s How to Swear Around the World teaches readers all kinds of vulgar phrases in dozens of different languages. Feel free to call Expedia and curse out their airfare prices using any of the book’s quotes.” —Complex.com

Grasping how to swear is a crucial skill to any English-speaker, but it can be a tricky business. Owing to the rich and complex history of swearing, a single word can have a host of different meanings – from expressing surprise, excitement, anger, celebration, disgust or simply that you’re fucked off. If you don’t get it right, you could really be in the shit. How to Swear, by graphic artist and swearing-connoisseur Stephen Wildish, uses all manner of charts and flow diagrams to teach you all you need to know, including: the building blocks of an effective insult; the adverbial uses of various types of animal excrement (horseshit, apeshit etc); and the different parts of speech a swear word can fulfil: ‘Fucking fuck, the fucking fucker’s fucked’. This charming (and rude) book will take you right to the heart of the wondrous world of swearing, with a lot of laughs on the way.

Presents information on a number of obscene words in different languages around the world, offering advice on how and when to use them in foreign countries.

GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Korean with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: •Cool slang •Funny insults •Explicit sex terms •Raw swear words Dirty Korean teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Korea: •What's up? Wasseo? •Holy shit, I'm trashed. Ssibal, na manchiwi. •I gotta piss. Na swi ssayahae. •Who farted? Bangu nuga ggyeosseo? •Wanna try doggy-style? Dwichigi haeboja? •That bitch is crazy! Heo nyeon michin nyeoniya! •I could really go for some Korean BBQ. Na cheolpangui meokgospieo.

In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening? Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress? John: Why the f*ck not? Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash. John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck. Mary: Good f*cking idea. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned! “Great f*cking book!” —Stephen King

In the vein of The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat comes a fascinating and fun look at the new science of bad language. Did you know that chimpanzees can swear? Or that we do most of our swearing in our first language? Have you ever noticed that swearing is an excellent painkiller? In delightfully fun and accessible language, backed by riveting historical case studies and the latest cutting-edge research, Dr. Emma Byrne explores the science behind swearing and why bad language might actually be good for us. Swearing, it turns out, is socially and emotionally essential. Not only has some form of swearing been around since the earliest humans began to communicate, but it has been shown to reduce physical pain, prevent violence, help stroke victims recover their language, and help people work together as a team. Swearing Is Good For You is a fascinating and fun look at the new science of bad language.

Ever been lost for words abroad? When you want to get your point across abroad there’s only one way to do it: by swearing your ar*e off! Impress the world with a stream of multi-lingual profanity from this nifty pocket book.

Learn how to swear in 50 countries with this swear word coloring book. This adult coloring book features a range of simple to intricate designs. Language Building: Increase your language knowledge by learning to say "F*ck You!" in 50 different languages! Relaxing: Coloring is a trendy form of relaxation. Calm yourself down after a hard day at work with a set of colorful pencils or crayons and this swear word adult coloring book! Artistic Swear Words: Has someone told you that your language is a little too "colorful"? They haven't even begun to see you express your artistic levels of swearing! Invigorate Creativity: Coloring invigorates your creativity, making you more likely to think outside the box and come up with unique solutions to problems! Global Unity Now you can learn to swear in Español, Mandarin, Deutsche, Portuguese, and so many more languages with this swear word adult coloring book. Join your new friends online and when traveling in a celebration of profanity. Color Stress Away Adult coloring books are the new rage in relaxation self-therapy! Stress builds up over the course of your work day, from dealing with your unreasonable boss to your exhaustive commute. Polite society discourages us from using the words "F*ck Y*u!" on a regular basis. However, in the privacy of your own home, you can use this swear word adult coloring book to indulge your fantasies of telling your boss exactly what you think! Plus you'll have the added benefit of being able to tell bad drivers in your country "F*ck You!" in a language they don't understand. Add a little subversion to your stress relief by coloring intricately beautiful designs on 50 different pages that just happen to teach you to say "F*ck Y*u!" in languages such as Welsh, Gaelic, Nihongo, Italiano and more! This swear word adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time as your stress simply melts away in a colorful pool of profanity. Inspires Creativity Coloring inspires creativity. You'll feel like a kid again, happily coloring away. Only this swear word adult coloring book has a very adult bent to satisfy your adult mind. We're giving a new definition to colorful language. You'll get to color 50 beautiful designs featuring detailed images representing each country's culture along with their translation of "F*ck Y*u!" As your creativity begins to flow, you'll become more of an asset at work and at home. Creativity is highly prized in today's society and this swear word adult coloring book will get your creative juices flowing. Don't let stress build up and cause you to be cranky and nasty. Simply tell the world, "F*ck Y*u!" fifty different ways colorful ways. Whether you buy this for yourself or as an amusing gift for a friend this swear word adult coloring book is sure to make everyone smile in a rainbow of color!