Knockin On Joe

Welcome to all things Joe! Telling true stories of London, Ontario, Jealous But Not Bitter is a satirical tongue-in-cheek look at average Joesthe men and women who make this world go around. From truck drivers to teenagers, security guards to secretaries, cashiers to construction workers, the irreverent to the immature: all who are downtrodden, overlooked and overworked, will enjoy these hilarious true stories about the bumbling nobodies, grunts and gumbies who are just trying to get by. Jealous But Not Bitter is chock full of information that all everyday workers need to know, such as: How to impress during the job interview How to deal with your stupid boss How to call in sick (when youre not sick) What to say when you screw up at work The stories in this collection offer some very intriguing information, some of which will be useful and some that is just plain silly: like what to say if your feet smell, the secret to looking young, cavemen in heaven, bricklayers on Mars, and much more. So sit back, have a drink, laugh, and enjoy!

The surprising, shocking, often hilarious true story of a husband and wife team of licensed Florida Realtors. Learn along with them as they navigate through eccentric and seductive clients, a psychotic Broker, bizarre houses, and dog-eat-dog behavior.Told from the point of view of a retired Disney and Warner Brothers Animator who decided to become a Realtor, the descriptive prose is peppered with off-beat humor and colorful character descriptions. Heidi makes you "see" the people and houses she dealt with. She had no idea what sort of experiences she would REALLY have to deal with when she plunged into the real estate business!!!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of sweets, and now I have a tummy ache. The successful Jokiest Joking Joke Book series just got shrunk! Find the cleverest, most hysterical, most laugh-out-loud knock-knock jokes in The Mini Jokiest Knock-Knock Book! All of the best jokes and goofy illustrations from the full-size book are packed into a fun, pocket-sized edition. Featuring hundreds of witty knock-knock jokes for kids, along with clever black-and-white illustrations, it’s perfect for hours of fun and games. Mini in size, but giant in fun!

Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.

Are you looking for a perfect present to please your little comedian? Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you’ll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way. The jokes in this book aren’t just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved. That’s right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock Jokes For Kids is perfect for: Children (and adults) who love to have a good laugh Hours of fun for the whole family Keeping kids engaged and entertained when you most need it Making those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way Any time you want to laugh and have fun with the special kids in your life Interacting with children when you can’t play outside! Early readers to practice word recognition and to encourage them to read Reluctant readers to encourage them to read more Children to improve their memory and creativity Cheering you up with funny and clean jokes after a hard day We have everything: Jokes about food, because what’s funnier than food? Jokes about animals, which isn’t difficult seeing as they’re pretty funny on their own. Even jokes about something as silly as shoes. Shoes are very silly and it’s easy to make jokes about them. Bonus Q&A jokes and riddles included! Let’s go knock on some doors! Get this book and join in the fun with the children in your life! There's nothing like laughter to bring you together and help make memories!

Melanie Fletter was a quirky, intelligent, compassion young woman. This book is a testament of a mother’s love for her daughter. Told through Melanie’s diary entries and poems, along with recounted memories of friends and family members, the story of Melanie’s growth from a sweet young girl with ‘knocky’ shoes to a vibrant young woman is heartwarming and rich. Although Melanie faced a life marred by the terrifyingly common disease of epilepsy, she explored the world around her, discovering love, fighting with her parents and making amends, and struggling through the awkward teenage years. In one poignant snippet of foreshadowing, Melanie writes her own eulogy for an honors English class in school. This emotionally touching excerpt tells her life’s dreams and accomplishments: “Melanie met many friends, with her natural open heart, straightforward attitude, and friendly smile. She knew what she wanted, and she went after it with a positive attitude.”

Knock! Knock! Groovy Joe, the fun-lovin', guitar-strummin' easy goin' doggy is back and ready for a dance party with you . . . and a whole new math-lovin' doggy crew ! Groovy Joe is totally fun.He's a tail-wagging, song singing party of one!And he rocks like this:Disco party bow wow!#1 New York Times bestsellers-Eric Litwin (Pete the Cat: I Love My White Shoes) and Tom Lichtenheld (Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site) are back in another groovy story that will have little ones singing, dancing, and learning math to a whole new beat. In his second book, Groovy Joe has a dance party. But Oh no! More and more doggies are knocking on his door, asking to come in. Will there be enough room for everyone? Joe knows just what to do, and soon enough, he has everyone moving and grooving -- the party has only just begun! Signature rhyme, repetition, and musical writing style, combined with wild and witty illustrations infused and gentle math concepts, come together to create an unforgettable new Groovy Joe story all about positivity, creativity, math, and kindness. Groovy Joe is back, ready to get groovy!