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Pundamentalist
Author | : Gary Delaney |
Publsiher | : Headline |
Total Pages | : 118 |
Release | : 2020-10-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781472277442 |
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'For a collection of good old-fashioned gags, it's one of the best out there, a rich buffet of inventive wordplay that's best savoured a little at a time to fully appreciate the joy of these perfectly-constructed morsels. For original, hilarious gags you'll want to share, this is the real deal.' - Chortle 'A rollicking joyride. . . Pundamentalist has puns for the whole family: rude ones, daft ones, deft ones, stinkers and absolute belters.' - British Comedy Guide Gary Delaney, one-liner extraordinaire, has appeared on shows like Mock the Week and written for the likes of Jimmy Carr, Jason Manford, and James Corden. Now, for the first time, comes the first collection of his finest jokes. Featuring the likes of: Garden centres can't reopen fast enough for me, I've been living on borrowed thyme. We can't even afford a garden, so when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof. Sure everyone cares about straws killing dolphins now, but they've been breaking camels' backs for years. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid. Sad news: The British simile champion has died. We shall not see his like again. My mom doesn't trust my dad's secretary. I asked her why, and she just said 'I've seen her type before'. Today someone told me that I look good with a salt 'n' pepper beard, so I took that as a condiment. My French pen friend just said 'Le Monde', which means the world to me. Can anyone tell me what FOMO stands for? Everyone else seems to know. Actors have got Equity, Magicians have got the Magic Circle, but it's a shame ventriloquists don't have anyone to speak for them. Does anyone know if it's safe to dye your pubes? It's a bit of a grey area. And make sure you look out for Gary's next book, about Stockholm Syndrome: it starts off badly but by the end you'll really enjoy it . . .
More One Liners Jokes and Gags
Author | : Grant Tucker |
Publsiher | : Biteback Publishing |
Total Pages | : 298 |
Release | : 2013-11-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781849546720 |
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After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
The Amazing Joke Book
Author | : Joel (Writer) Jessup |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 304 |
Release | : 2019-04 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 1788886399 |
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The Best Joke Book Period
Author | : William Donohue |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 208 |
Release | : 2014-11 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9781440583094 |
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Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
5 000 Great One Liners
Author | : Grant Tucker |
Publsiher | : Biteback Publishing |
Total Pages | : 355 |
Release | : 2012-09-25 |
Genre | : Reference |
ISBN | : 9781849544825 |
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My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.
Milton Berle s Private Joke File
Author | : Milton Berle |
Publsiher | : Crown |
Total Pages | : 674 |
Release | : 1992-01-28 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780517587164 |
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One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.
More One Liners Jokes and Gags
Author | : Grant Tucker |
Publsiher | : Robson Press |
Total Pages | : 331 |
Release | : 2013 |
Genre | : English wit and humor |
ISBN | : 1849546193 |
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Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the rise of Twitter heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner.
Hilarious Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids
Author | : Hayden Fox |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 76 |
Release | : 2020-05-10 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 9798644805532 |
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Knock, Knock. Who's There? The Most Hilarious Jokes For Your 9 Year Old!