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My Pants are Haunted
Author | : Jim Benton,Jamie Kelly |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 0 |
Release | : 2023 |
Genre | : Diaries |
ISBN | : OCLC:1381685203 |
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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.
Dear Dumb Diary
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publsiher | : Penguin UK |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2011-06-02 |
Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
ISBN | : 9780141335803 |
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"Jim Benton's tales from Mackerel Middle School."
My Pants Are Haunted
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publsiher | : Turtleback Books |
Total Pages | : 127 |
Release | : 2004 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 141769064X |
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Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.
Never Do Anything Ever Dear Dumb Diary 4
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publsiher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 153 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780545649452 |
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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Her best friend's a backstabber. Her worst enemy is a sweetheart. And her dog is just waiting for the right moment to seek his revenge. Why should Jamie even bother going to school? Why not? After a run-in with Mega-Popular Angeline, aka Pure Evil, Jamie reforms her selfish ways & becomes the decent human being she never thought she could be. But she quickly realizes that helping others kind of stinks. Is someone trying to thwart her attempts at irresistible inner beauty? Or will Jamie finally achieve the "I'm an angel" glow she knows will make Hudson Rivers fall madly in love w/ her?
Haunted
Author | : Chuck Palahniuk |
Publsiher | : Anchor |
Total Pages | : 428 |
Release | : 2005-05-03 |
Genre | : Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780385515832 |
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Haunted is a novel made up of twenty-three horrifying, hilarious, and stomach-churning stories. They’re told by people who have answered an ad for a writer’s retreat and unwittingly joined a “Survivor”-like scenario where the host withholds heat, power, and food. As the storytellers grow more desperate, their tales become more extreme, and they ruthlessly plot to make themselves the hero of the reality show that will surely be made from their plight. This is one of the most disturbing and outrageous books you’ll ever read, one that could only come from the mind of Chuck Palahniuk.
Can Adults Become Human Dear Dumb Diary 5
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publsiher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 137 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780545295567 |
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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be.Dear Dumb Diary,My social studies teacher, Mr. VanDoy, never smiles. I know that's hard to believe, because everybody smiles about something, right?Isabella smiles when her brothers get in trouble. Angeline smiles when she thinks about how much prettier she is than, like, a waterfall or a unicorn. I smile when I think about a unicorn kicking Angeline over a waterfall. But Mr. VanDoy doesn't smile at all. I wonder if when you become an adult, you can lose your sense of humor the way you lose your teeth or hair or fashion sense.
Dumbness Is a Dish Best Served Cold
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publsiher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 228 |
Release | : 2016-06-28 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780545932936 |
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Return to Mackerel Middle School with a special full-color extra-dumb diary from the New York Times–bestselling author! Life at Mackerel Middle School is as dumb as ever—but Jamie Kelly may have finally found the key to fame, fortune, and fabulousness. Together with Isabella and Angeline, she’s come up with a moneymaking idea, and it has to do with food. Everyone likes food! They’re going to be rich! The only problem? They have to come up with something that people actually want to eat. Jamie has some sophisticated thoughts on food, like, “She was manipulating us like dough. Like the sweet, delicious dough that we are. And she was baking us into the type of delicious cookies you can only get from dough like us. And she was putting sprinkles of us on top of us, and—forget it. I’m hungry. I want some cookies.” This is sure to go well. Praise for Jim Benton’s books “An amusing antic sensibility.” —Publishers Weekly “Preteens will be onboard immediately.” —Kirkus Reviews
Am I the Princess or the Frog Dear Dumb Diary 3
Author | : Jim Benton |
Publsiher | : Scholastic Inc. |
Total Pages | : 169 |
Release | : 2013-08-27 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780545649445 |
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Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.Jamie is crushing on Hudson. Someone too-gross-to-be- named is crushing on Jamie. And Hudson is crushing on . . . Princess Turd of Turdsylvania (a.k.a. The Prettiest Girl in the World). Middle school may be grim, but it's no fairy tale. And crazy doesn't even begin to cover it.