My Teacher Flunked The Planet

Alien Invasion of Earth! Peter Thompson, a typical seventh-grader, finds himself touring the planet with his friends Susan Simmons and Duncan Dougal—and three aliens in disguise! Their mission? To file the final report that will determine Earth’s future in the universe. As the clock ticks away the hours before their meeting in space, the tour becomes weirder and weirder. The three friends come face-to-face with a plague of poots and “Big Julie”—the weirdest alien yet! Meanwhile Peter discovers a secret that has been hidden for decades. Will his discovery save Earth, or is it already too late to stop the aliens from destroying the planet?

It’s time for Earth to get its report card and be judged. Will we be deemed worthy or will we be given a failing mark for all the ways in which we let our planet and each other down? And if we fail what will our fate be? Will we be controlled, quarantined or destroyed?

Touring the planet in order to file a report about the Earth's future in the universe, Peter Thompson comes face to face with "Big Julie," the strangest alien he has ever seen.

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