Rated Z Roadkill Jesus

The world has gone to hell inside and outside the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Norman, Oklahoma. Former porn stars Dick Shooter and Bunny Hole help Pastor Bob to get control over the congregation amidst the chaos of what appears to be a zombie apocalypse. While other opportunists rise to the occasion, the source of the plague comes into focus. As leaders emerge and alliances form, the living seem more dangerous than the dead.

Priestly ministry in the Church of England needs a radical rethink... George Herbert died in 1633. His legacy continues. His poems are read and sung, and his parish ministry remains the model for the Church of England's understanding of how and where and why its priests should minister. But there is a problem. The memory of Herbert celebrated by the Church is an inaccurate one, and, in its inaccuracy, is unfair on Herbert himself and his successors in the ordained ministry. This is a book of the long view. It sets out to assess realistically the context of Herbert's life and to explore the difficulties of parish life today. By examining the status and role of parish clergy since Herbert's time and today, it draws on the work of historians, social anthropologists, psychologists and theologians, and presents their ideas in a readable and passionate style. It argues that the future strength of parochial ministry will be found in a recovery of historic, renewed understandings of priestly ministry, and concludes by outlining more sustainable patterns of practice for the future. In a climate of uncertainty for the future of the church, it will be an encouragement for priest and people, and welcomed by both.

"SONS of ANARCHY meets Gone Girl, anyone?" Save 65% over individual purchase! Inflation-buster pricing! A #1 Amazon Heist, Organized Crime,Vigilante Justice, Pulp Thriller, Top 100 Amazon, NOOK, Apple and Google Playbestseller, written by New York Times bestseller Marata Eros. Nearly 2000 pages of ROAD KILL MC! ~"...did not want to put it down... Awesome stories!" ~I will tell all my MC reader friends this is the series to read..." ~"Great sex scenes - extremely hot!" Included titles as follows: NOOSE: In the world of outlaw bikers and dark desire, Noose, a former Navy SEAL in the Road Kill Motorcycle Club, faces unexpected love and betrayal when Rose Christo enters his life. As Rose grapples with a sinister demand from her sister's murderer, a life-altering choice awaits, testing trust, love, and survival. SNARE: Sergeant-at-arms Snare protects the Road Kill MC with fierce loyalty. Guilt, a secret baby, and forbidden love entangle his life with Sarah's. As they navigate a tumultuous past, guilt, and a relentless abuser, their connection is tested. Can Snare protect the woman he loves, or will the price of their forbidden love be too high? WRING: Wring, a former Navy SEAL, trades one commitment for another in the Road Kill MC. When he meets Shannon, his numb existence collides with passionate feelings he tries to resist. As their passion grows, Wring faces a choice—save Shannon from impending danger or lose everything. LARIAT: Public defender Angela Monroe crosses paths with Lariat, a Road Kill MC rider and former Navy SEAL, in her quest for justice. Facing a dangerous threat, their worlds collide. Can two opposites find love amidst heartache, or will the flames of chemistry burn out before love ignites? TRAINER: Brett Rife, transformed into Trainer by the Road Kill MC, finds unexpected solace in special needs teacher Krista Glass. As Brett's past haunts him, Krista becomes his unexpected anchor. However, when danger threatens Krista, will Trainer risk it all to protect her? VIPER: Viper, president of Road Kill MC, and FBI agent Candice Arlington collide in a dangerous dance of love and danger. Mistaken identities and a relentless pursuit test their connection. Can Viper protect Candice from a menace more perilous than any other? With danger lurking around every corner, they must band together to overcome the greatest threat they've ever faced. Grab your copy of Road Kill MC today and experience the thrilling conclusion to this unforgettable series. Tropes: Outlaw Biker Club, Romantic Suspense, Gritty Setting, MC Romance, Anti-Hero, Trauma and Redemption, Dark Desires, Revenge Plot, Strong Female Lead, Childhood Trauma, Survival Instincts, Complex Characters, Dark Romance Thriller, Suspenseful Plot, Murder Mystery, Vigilante Justice, Organized Crime, Pulp Thriller, Engrossing Story, Rollercoaster of Emotions, Raw and Edgy Narrative, Gripping Suspense, Captivating Plot Twists, Intense Character Dynamics, Compelling Conflict Resolution, Unexpected Revelations, Intriguing Backstories, Unpredictable Endings, Page-Turning Thrills, High-Quality Writing, Immersive World-Building, Dynamic Character Development, Compelling Dialogue, Atmospheric Descriptions, Evocative Imagery, Fast-Paced Action, Heart-Pounding Tension, Sizzling Chemistry, Emotional Depth, Psychological Depth, Forbidden Romance, Twisted Love Story, Unconventional Relationships, Edgy Storytelling, Intense Romantic Encounters, Addictive Reading Experience

"Stories of the drug abuse, poverty, and desperation of a farming community located in California's agriculturally wealthy heartland, home to a large immigrant population and a high rate of violent crime. Chronicling one young boy's coming-of-age, the stories reveal a deeper layer of sediment in a fertile American landscape"--Provided by publisher.

George Washington may never have told a lie, but he may be the only person—our history is littered with liars, deceivers, fraudsters, counterfeiters, and unfaithful lovers. The Encyclopaedia of Liars and Deceivers gathers 150 of them, each entry telling the intriguing tale of the liar’s motives and the people who fell for the lies. To collect these stories of deceit, Roelf Bolt travels from ancient times to the present day, documenting a huge assortment of legerdemain: infamous quacks, fraudulent scientists, crooks who committed “pseudocides” by faking their own deaths, and forgers of artworks, design objects, archaeological finds, and documents. From false royal claims, fake dragon’s eggs, and bogus perpetual motion machines to rare books, mermaid skeletons, and Stradivari violins, Bolt reveals that almost everything has been forged or faked by someone at some point in history. His short, accessible narratives in each entry offer biographies and general observations on specific categories of deceit, and Bolt captures an impressive number of famous figures—including Albert Einstein, Cicero, Ptolemy, Ernest Hemingway, François Mitterand, and Marco Polo—as well as people who would have remained anonymous had their duplicity not come to light. Funny, shocking, and even awe-inspiring, the stories of deception in this catalog of shame make The Encyclopaedia of Liars and Deceivers the perfect gift for all those who enjoy a good tall tale—and those people who like to tell them.

Your inner beast may be an unpleasant surprise ... Chad and his friends have a bully problem. The quarterback who harassed them for years is now on their college football team and eager to pick up where he left off. The Ink Stains, a gang of local thugs, offer to help Chad. He's grateful until he learns the truth - they are a pack of lycanthropes who slaughter and eat a few of the tormenting football players. Chad and his friends have fallen prey to all new problems. In a misguided attempt to take control of their lives by releasing their own inner beasts, Chad and his friends discover a way to become lycanthropes. When they change, they do not transform into the powerful werecreatures they had hoped. Instead, their inner beasts are a rabbit, a pheasant, a ferret, and an ox. Life has taken a turn for the worst. The Ink Stains are anxious to eat them. A group of football players want revenge for their missing teammates. A pair of lycanthrope hunters with dubious intentions could help them or turn on them. They're still trying to keep this a secret from their parents. It's one thing to act like an animal, but what happens when you become one? WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING: "Say hello to my furry little friends!" -- Baron Wertheimer, socialite and author of snobby art books "If you've ever decided to stand up to a bully, failed gloriously but never given up -- choosing self-induced lycanthropy may not be the best answer, as Chad and his friends discover. A humorous, gory look at how becoming the best you can be may require several tries." -- Jeff Young, author of Spirit Seeker "Gather round, boys and girls, for a wonderful little story about some furry creatures .... alas I introduce to you: Satan's Petting Zoo!" -- Brahm Stroker, author of the Rated Z series

Max is used to being called Stupid. And he is used to everyone being scared of him. On account of his size and looking like his dad. Kevin is used to being called Dwarf. And he is used to everyone laughing at him. On account of his size and being some cripple kid. But greatness comes in all sizes, and together Max and Kevin become Freak The Mighty and walk high above the world. An inspiring, heartbreaking, multi-award winning international bestseller.