Romance Riches And Restrooms

Tim Phelan is a confident, twenty-one-year-old college graduate who is determined to build his future on two solid pillars: meeting the woman of his dreams, and earning a financial fortune. Three months after he lands a job that promises to put him on the fast track to luxury-home ownership and country-club living, Phelan's plans begin to unravel: his brain and digestive tract seem to have entered into a diabolical conspiracy, and they appear hell-bent on destroying his ambitious plans, his confidence, and so much more. Set amid the rigid expectations of a polite society where mentioning bodily functions is taboo, this tragically hilarious memoir chronicles one man's desperate quest to conceal and conquer irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). Follow the offbeat odyssey of this buttoned-down bachelor as he struggles to navigate the high-pressure world of investment banking and the image-conscious San Francisco dating scene before he becomes a penniless hermit.

When the boundaries between scientific pursuit and personal risk blur, love and danger intertwine in the most unexpected ways. Cait McCullough, venom expert, is trouble personified. Bored, she longs for excitement. And investigating a vicious fanged creature who stalks its victims by lamplight in darkest London offers the perfect opportunity. Working with a handsome, unmarried agent? A delightful bonus. Agent Jonathan “Jack” Tagert’s impending blindness threatens his line of work. The timing couldn’t be worse. When a deadly attack upon a lord at his brother’s engagement ball connects to a string of odd murders, the hunt begins for a seductive predator. Societal scandal binds them together, sending them on a perilous mission to trace the creature’s past, to separate fact from myth. As the venomous truth slithers near, time is running out. Can the pair untangle a mystery and stop the body count from rising? STEP INTO THE ELEMENTAL WEB! Steampunk adventure wrapped around a romance and threaded with biotechnology. Join USA Today bestselling author, Anne Renwick, as she takes you back into an alternate past. ELEMENTAL WEB CHRONICLES: The Golden Spider, The Silver Skull, The Iron Fin, Venomous Secrets ELEMENTAL WEB TALES: A Trace of Copper, In Pursuit of Dragons, A Reflection of Shadows, A Snowflake at Midnight, A Ghost in Amber, A Whisper of Bone, Flight of the Scarab ELEMENTAL WEB STORIES: The Tin Rose, Kraken and Canals, Rust and Steam Perfect for fans of Gail Carriger, Bec McMaster, CJ Archer, Tilly Wallace, Deanna Raybourn and Jacquelyn Benson - Steampunk - Gaslamp Fantasy - Historical Fantasy - Romantic Fantasy - Fantasy Romance - Alternate History - Historical Romance - Myths and Legends

After decades of feminism and deconstruction, romance remains firmly in place as a central preoccupation in the lives of most women. Divorce rates skyrocket, the traditional family is challenged from all sides, and yet romance seems indestructible. In terms of its cultural representation, the popularity of romance also appears unchallenged. Popular fiction, Hollywood cinema, television soap-operas, and the media in general all display a seemingly bottomless appetite for romantic subjects. The trappings of classic romance—white weddings, love songs, Valentine's Day--are as commercially viable as ever. In this anthology of original essays, romance is revisited from a wide spectrum of perspectives, not just in fiction and film but in a whole range of cultural phenomena. Essays range over such issues as Valentine's Day, interracial relationships, medieval erotic visions and modern romance fiction, the relationship between the lesbian poet H.D. and Bryher, the pervasive whiteness of romantic desire, lesbian erotica in the age of AIDS, and the public romance of Charles and Diana.

Harness the ancient power and wisdom of Classical Feng Shui to enhance all of your relationships, from romantic pursuits to day-to-day interactions with friends, family, and coworkers. Explore real-life stories of men and women's struggles with love and relationships and how Feng Shui enabled them to overcome their obstacles. Whether you are a beginner or advanced student, Master Denise Liotta Dennis provides you with step-by-step instructions on: The two most popular Feng Shui systems: Eight Mansions and Flying Stars How to heal your house of detrimental formations that will repel romance and cause negative relationships Never-before-seen insights on the Life-Gua Zodiac, which helps you assess personality matches Other closely held secrets used by Feng Shui masters, including a variety of period charts Classical Feng Shui for Romance, Sex & Relationships is filled with effective methods for attracting love, prosperity, and even your soul mate. Use this comprehensive guide to improve not just the energy of your living space today, but also your happiness for many years to come.

Looking for heart-racing romance and breathless suspense? Want stories filled with life-and-death situations that cause sparks to fly between adventurous, strong women and brave, powerful men? Harlequin® Romantic Suspense brings you all that and more with four new full-length titles for one great price every month! PROTECTING THE COLTON BRIDE The Coltons of Oklahoma • by Elle James Megan Talbot needs money—fast—and the only way to get her inheritance is to marry. Her wealthy rancher boss has his own agenda when he proposes a marriage of convenience, but as Megan is targeted by an assassin, family secrets must be exposed. A WANTED MAN Cold Case Detectives • by Jennifer Morey Haunted by his past, Kadin Tandy moves to Wyoming to open his own investigative fi rm. His new client, Penny Darden, suspects someone close to her is a killer. As they hunt for answers and she falls for the rugged PI, they both learn the depths of healing, love…and true danger. AGENT ZERO by Lilith Saintcrow He’s the most dangerous man terminally ill Holly Candless will ever meet—and he’ll do anything to keep her safe. But it’s a race against time, since only a top secret government program stands between her and a slow, sure death…. THE SECRET KING Conspiracy Against the Crown • by C.J. Miller After a tragic loss and an ensuing royal battle, the princess of Acacia must choose between her heart and her duty. But the man who comes to protect her and whom she starts to love has a dark, twisted secret that could destroy them both. Look for 4 heart-racing new stories every month from Harlequin® Romantic Suspense!

Focusing on extreme moments in the careers of Jean-Michel Basquiat, Walker Evans, David Hockney, Sally Mann, Georgia O'Keeffe, Jackson Pollock, Alfred Stieglitz, Andy Warhol, and others, Weinberg explores how these individuals struggled to gain or maintain the attention of an increasingly jaded audience."--BOOK JACKET.