Santa S Tooting Tooshie

Find out all the ways Santa uses his tooting tooshie to save Christmas!

This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

Depicts Santa's flight on Christmas eve as he delivers gifts to everyone.

Ellie is a loner elf who doesn't believe she has any talents until one day ideas come from unlikely source. Join Ellie in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com

A history of Santa and his elves.