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Slightly Twisted Words of Wisdom and Other Funny Sayings
Author | : Michelle Jenkins |
Publsiher | : Unknown |
Total Pages | : 135 |
Release | : 2017-02-12 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 0967979528 |
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Funny quotes broken out into 16 categories ranging from relationships to Health and Fitness. Things you want to say but probably should keep to yourself.
The Little Book of Humorous Quotes
Author | : Malcolm Kushner |
Publsiher | : Little Quote Books |
Total Pages | : 148 |
Release | : 2011 |
Genre | : American wit and humor |
ISBN | : 0578086433 |
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Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.
The World s Greatest Idiot s Quotes
Author | : Dorothy Bigguns |
Publsiher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 44 |
Release | : 2015-04-06 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 1511616113 |
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Laugh Out Loud at the World's Dumbest Quotes. Read about how: Gay marriage is between a man and a woman See how unfair life is for a pop star Miss the importance of life by smoking Autobiographies should be written from beyond the grave Chicago is the 52nd state in the U.S. Chemistry teaches proper math War is, in fact, a dangerous place Poverty is an accomplishment to brag about And, much more hilarity! "After reading the things that the worlds most famous and highly respected individuals have said, I almost feel like a genius. " -Ramsey A., Amazon.com "Very unexpected!" -Concerned, Amazon.com "I didn't say that!!!" -The Pope Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and "The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes...And Other Things Said By Some Stupid Ass Dummies" is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune comes with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, some thoughts aren't articulated very well and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the reader. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine. Scroll to the top of the page and select the buy button.
Six of Crows
Author | : Leigh Bardugo |
Publsiher | : Henry Holt and Company (BYR) |
Total Pages | : 479 |
Release | : 2015-09-29 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781627795227 |
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See the Grishaverse come to life on screen with the Netflix series, Shadow and Bone -- Season 2 streaming now! Meet Kaz Brekker and his crew: Jesper, Inej, Wylan, and the star-crossed Nina and Matthias, on the heist of a lifetime in Six of Crows from #1 bestselling author, Leigh Bardugo. Ketterdam: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price—and no one knows that better than criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker. Kaz is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can't pull it off alone. . . . A convict with a thirst for revenge. A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager. A runaway with a privileged past. A spy known as the Wraith. A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums. A thief with a gift for unlikely escapes. Six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist. Kaz's crew is the only thing that might stand between the world and destruction—if they don't kill each other first. Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo returns to the breathtaking world of the Grishaverse in this unforgettable tale about the opportunity—and the adventure—of a lifetime. Read all the books in the Grishaverse! The Shadow and Bone Trilogy (previously published as The Grisha Trilogy) Shadow and Bone Siege and Storm Ruin and Rising The Six of Crows Duology Six of Crows Crooked Kingdom The King of Scars Duology King of Scars Rule of Wolves The Language of Thorns: Midnight Tales and Dangerous Magic The Severed Moon: A Year-Long Journal of Magic The Lives of Saints
The House of the Scorpion
Author | : Nancy Farmer |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 414 |
Release | : 2013-08-01 |
Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
ISBN | : 9781471120381 |
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Newberry Honour Award Winner & National Book Award Winner. Matt is six years old when he discovers that he is different from other children and other people. To most, Matt isn't considered a boy at all, but a beast, dirty and disgusting. But to El Patron, lord of a country called Opium, Matt is the guarantee of eternal life. El Patron loves Matt as he loves himself - for Matt is himself. They share the exact same DNA. As Matt struggles to understand his existence and what that existence truly means, he is threatened by a host of sinister and manipulating characters, from El Patron's power-hungry family to the brain-deadened eejits and mindless slaves that toil Opium's poppy fields. Surrounded by a dangerous army of bodyguards, escape is the only chance Matt has to survive. But even escape is no guarantee of freedom . . . because Matt is marked by his difference in ways that he doesn't even suspect. Praise for The House of Scorpions: 'It's a pleasure to read science fiction that's full of warm, strong characters... that doesn't rely on violence as the solution to complex problems of right and wrong. It's a pleasure to read.' Ursula K. LeGuin 'Fabulous' Diana Wynne Jones Also by Nancy Farmer: The Sea of Trolls Land of the Silver Apples The Islands of the Blessed The Lord of Opium
Nobel Quotes
Author | : George Chityil |
Publsiher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
Total Pages | : 154 |
Release | : 2012-11-28 |
Genre | : Electronic Book |
ISBN | : 1530048613 |
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Since 1901, hundreds of outstanding individuals, such as Albert Einstein, Mother Theresa, and Barack Obama received the Nobel Prize for advancing the experience of our existence in five different categories: peace, literature, physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine and economics. This book collects their wondrous thoughts and sayings, so you may glance into some of the greatest minds who will not just inspire, but uplift, entertain, or even perplex you. You can draw inspiration from their unfazed attitudes, heighten your thoughts with their extraordinary understanding, and laugh with their sharp wit. I sifted through thousands of words in order to bring you the most enjoyable thoughts common to humanity, and my limiting the selection to Nobel winners ensures you read the best quotes.
The Book Thief
Author | : Markus Zusak |
Publsiher | : Knopf Books for Young Readers |
Total Pages | : 578 |
Release | : 2007-12-18 |
Genre | : Young Adult Fiction |
ISBN | : 9780307433848 |
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • ONE OF TIME MAGAZINE’S 100 BEST YA BOOKS OF ALL TIME The extraordinary, beloved novel about the ability of books to feed the soul even in the darkest of times. When Death has a story to tell, you listen. It is 1939. Nazi Germany. The country is holding its breath. Death has never been busier, and will become busier still. Liesel Meminger is a foster girl living outside of Munich, who scratches out a meager existence for herself by stealing when she encounters something she can’t resist–books. With the help of her accordion-playing foster father, she learns to read and shares her stolen books with her neighbors during bombing raids as well as with the Jewish man hidden in her basement. In superbly crafted writing that burns with intensity, award-winning author Markus Zusak, author of I Am the Messenger, has given us one of the most enduring stories of our time. “The kind of book that can be life-changing.” —The New York Times “Deserves a place on the same shelf with The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank.” —USA Today DON’T MISS BRIDGE OF CLAY, MARKUS ZUSAK’S FIRST NOVEL SINCE THE BOOK THIEF.
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
Author | : Taylor Jenkins Reid |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 400 |
Release | : 2017-06-13 |
Genre | : FICTION |
ISBN | : 9781501139239 |
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The epic adventures Evelyn creates over the course of a lifetime will leave every reader mesmerized. This wildly addictive journey of a reclusive Hollywood starlet and her tumultuous Tinseltown journey comes with unexpected twists and the most satisfying of drama.