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The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
Author | : Ross Petras,Kathryn Petras |
Publsiher | : Main Street Books |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 1993-03-01 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780385419284 |
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A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said
Author | : Ross Petras |
Publsiher | : Harper Collins |
Total Pages | : 244 |
Release | : 1994-05-07 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780060950590 |
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For the many readers still laughing from The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, here are 776 even stupider quotes overheard around the world.
The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
Author | : Ross Petras,Kathryn Petras |
Publsiher | : Main Street Books |
Total Pages | : 242 |
Release | : 2010-12-08 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780307764621 |
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A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
Stupidest Things Ever Said
Author | : Kathryn Petras,Ross Petras |
Publsiher | : Hachette UK |
Total Pages | : 443 |
Release | : 2011-11-02 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780761168683 |
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Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one: The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles: 1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry 2. Constipation and our Civilization 3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters 5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating 6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals 7. Be Bold With Bananas 8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport 9. Collect Fungi on Stamps 10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953–1954 Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche ́s and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.
Unusually Stupid Celebrities
Author | : Kathryn Petras,Ross Petras |
Publsiher | : Villard |
Total Pages | : 274 |
Release | : 2009-04-22 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780307498496 |
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The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars’ every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their pedestals–and prove it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to become famous. Cases in point: • Courtney Love misses an important court date relating to “possession of a controlled substance” because she can’t find a professional bodyguard at the last minute. • Mariah Carey’s entourage includes a skirt-from-touching-floor specialist, a towel hand-off person, and a professional drink holder/lifter. • Savvy traveler Paris Hilton concludes that all of Europe is, “like, French.” • Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.” Feuds, faith, family, money, sex, tantrums, travel–no star-studded stone is left unturned. Filled with jaw-dropping anecdotes, quirky quotes, and special stupid-celebrity awards, Unusually Stupid Celebrities provides a red-faced glimpse of the red carpet.
The Stupidest Things Ever Said by Politicians
Author | : Ross Petras,Kathryn Petras |
Publsiher | : Simon and Schuster |
Total Pages | : 292 |
Release | : 1999 |
Genre | : Political science |
ISBN | : 9780671040536 |
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...A nonpartisan hall of shame featuring the idiotic utterances, ridiculous slogans, mixed metaphors, and lame excuses that have fallen from the mouths of our fearless leaders around the world, and from the present and past (because stupidity knows no age).
The Words of Others
Author | : Gary Saul Morson |
Publsiher | : Yale University Press |
Total Pages | : 403 |
Release | : 2011-06-28 |
Genre | : Language Arts & Disciplines |
ISBN | : 9780300171747 |
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In this lively gambol through the history of "ations and "ation books, Gary Saul Morson traces our enduring fascination with the words of others. Ranging from the remote past to the present, he explores the formation, development, and significance of "ations, while exploring the "verbal museums" in which they have been collected and displayed--commonplace books, treasuries, and anthologies. In his trademark clear, witty, and provocative style, Morson invites readers to share his delight in the shortest literary genre.The author defines what makes a "e "able, as well as the (unexpected) differences between "ation and mis"ation. He describes how "ations form, transform, and may eventually become idioms. How much of language itself is the residue of former "ations? Weaving in hundreds of intriguing "ations, common and unusual, Morson explores how the words of others constitute essential elements in the formation of a culture and of the self within that culture. In so doing, he provides a demonstration of that very process, captured in the pages of this extraordinary new book.
Great Government Goofs
Author | : Leland Gregory |
Publsiher | : Dell |
Total Pages | : 274 |
Release | : 1997 |
Genre | : Humor |
ISBN | : 9780440507864 |
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The unofficial guide to the wacky mistakes our leaders don't want us to know about.