The Bad Driver S Handbook

The Bad Driver's Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You debunks the myths of the "good" and "bad" driver by describing in detail the liberating truths about driving that have long been suppressed. Novice and experienced drivers--along with those who are bewildered by the utopian fantasies about driving found in the typical DMV handbook--will find all of their questions answered by authors Larry and Zack Arnstein, who offer comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving techniques as: Bribes, Threats and Other Secrets to Getting Your License Intimidating Pedestrians Making Your Car Louder Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise? Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? Sleeping at the Wheel (Do's & Don'ts) Motorcycles: Faster, Cooler, Safer! Driving When You Can No Longer See

The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS 10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill. 9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids. 8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars. 7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs. 6 Their WANTED posters are autographed. 5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic. 4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers. 3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel. 2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper. 1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking while driving.

Discover the liberating truths about driving! Novice and experienced drivers alike will enjoy the comical commentary and tongue-in-cheek observations on such bad driving habits as: Intimidating Pedestrians; Turn Signals: Why Give Up the Element of Surprise?; and Tailgating: How Close Is Not Close Enough? From The Bad Driver's Handbook by Zack Arnstein and Larry Arnstein, first published in book format by Santa Monica Press L.L.C.

Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.

There's a lot a guy needs to know as he grows up and makes his way in the world. And a lot of it, he wouldn't necessarily want to have to ask about because then, well, people would know he didn't know what he was doing! For all the guys out there who want to have it all together, Jonathan Catherman offers this collection of one hundred step-by-step instructions on almost everything a guy needs to know, including how to · wear cologne correctly · manage a credit card · talk to a girl · plan a date · write a résumé · ask for a reference · clean a bathroom · throw a football · change a tire · behave during a traffic stop · fold a shirt · tie a tie · grill a steak · clear a sink drain · find a stud in a wall In fact, if it's in here, it's an important skill or character trait practiced by capable and confident men. With great illustrations and a supporting website, this all-in-one reference tool for young men in the making is the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, or any occasion.

Did You Know That Texting While Driving Increases Your Risk of a Car Accident by 23 Times? Or that the average duration of distraction was a staggering 135 seconds? Sadly, new, teenage drivers are most at risk for fatal car accidents for two main reasons: Their inexperience driving (which leads to hasty, poor decisions), and Peer pressure from friends (which causes them to make dumb, reckless decisions) They need to understand how to drive safely right from the start, and this book will help you do just that. In fact, we'll detail 49 expert tips, tricks, and advice that any driver--new or old--should be aware of before hitting the road. Who I Am, Why Listen To Me My name is Damian Brindle. I'm a longtime survival blogger with many thousands of readers. I've spent the past decade studying and discovering nearly everything I can about survival, especially at home preparedness, to ensure my own family's survival. Over the last several years I've dedicated my life and my time to helping others just like you better survive disasters of all kinds. Like I said, it's my life. I'm also husband to a wonderful wife and father to two growing boys (one of whom is a new driver). I've spent years ensuring my family will be 100% safe, secure, and ready for disasters of all kinds and now I'm offering you the chance to take an important--even crucial--action for yourself by ensuring your new, teenage driver is ready for the road as well. Here's What's Covered Inside The Most Dangerous Driving Times, Days, and Situations (some of these might surprise you) 5 Actions You Should Always Do Before Driving Off (how spending 15 seconds now can save your life) Why Not Speeding is Much More Than Avoiding Speeding Tickets (and why it doesn't actually save time) What NOT to Do While Driving (you'd be surprised at how much safer you'll be) 11 More Common-Sense Safety Tips to Know (these could keep you the safest of all) Why Semi-Trucks and Other Large Vehicles Deserve Special Attention (hint: they always win car accidents) How to Really Get Your Car Ready for the Road (most people ignore these to their detriment) Why You Must Start Educating Them Now Young adults think they know everything, they think they're invincible, and they think that nothing bad will ever happen to them. You and I both know that's not true. You simply MUST prepare your new, teen driver to be as safe as possible while you still have the opportunity to do so. Here's how to educate your teen to drive safely on the road right from the start. How To Get The Kindle Version Free This book qualifies for the Kindle MatchBook program. As such, you can get the Kindle version free simply by purchasing the paperback version right now. Details can be found inside the paperback book. After purchase please visit your Kindle MatchBook page to download the Kindle version. Scroll Up And Click The "Buy Now" Button Here's how to educate your teen and to keep them safe on the road starting right now. Don't wait! Discover how to give your teen the best chance of surviving the perils of the road before it's too late, all by following an expert in the field.