The Best Ever Book Of Everton Jokes

The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to share a laugh at our rivals expense

Everton Fans. Are you tired of listening to Chelsea fans? This book written by Everton fans, includes the best Chelsea jokes ever. Have a laugh at a Chelsea fans expense today.

The Best Liverpool Football Jokes Ever - includes some of the funniest jokes about our rivals including Man Utd, Everton, Arsenal and Chelsea among others. Give you mates who don't support Liverpool some stick We love Liverpool

Whether you're a football widow or a fanatical follower of the game, an aspiring World Cup star or a part-time referee, this joke book contains all you ever needed to know about the trials, tribulations and hilarities of football.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Liverpool jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Liverpool Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Liverpool joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Liverpool Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Liverpool Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Liverpool Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Liverpool Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Liverpool Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Liverpool Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Football fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Football Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of football fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one football fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many football fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do football fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A football fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Football fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the football fan.The football fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the football fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do football fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Celtics' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Celtics' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Celtics Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Celtics' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Celtics' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Celtics' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Celtics' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Celtics' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Celtics' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Celtics' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***