The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever

The Best Everton Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals. We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers. This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude. Get ready to share a laugh at our rivals expense

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What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs. Football is a funny old game, and not only because of the players’ hairstyles. Football’s Funniest Jokes is guaranteed to raise a chuckle even if you’re still feeling sore about that goal that was NEVER off-side.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Everton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Everton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Everton joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Everton Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Everton Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Everton Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Everton Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Everton Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Everton Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Football is obviously very serious business – like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' – but it’s a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.

Sick as a parrot becasue the big match has been cancelled or the TV’s broken down? Then this brilliant collection of the very best football jokes ever will soon have you over the moon – and rolling in the aisles.