The Best Ever Book Of Nurse Jokes

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of nurse jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nurse Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of nurse jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one nurse joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many nurse jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do nurses wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A nurse and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Nurse turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the nurse.The nurse's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the nurse who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do nurses laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Psychiatric Nurse jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Psychiatric Nurse Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Psychiatric Nurse Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Psychiatric Nurse joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Psychiatric Nurse jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Psychiatric Nurses wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Psychiatric Nurse and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Psychiatric Nurse brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Psychiatric Nurse who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Psychiatric Nurses laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious nurses joke book.This is the largest collection of funny nursing jokes ever published.This joke book is for student nurses, junior nurses, novice nurses, graduate nurse, newly qualified nurses, experienced nurses and even retired nurses - there's something for everyone and it will certainly hit the funny bone, that's for sure.You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This mixture of nurses jokes is a real gas and will prove that nurses have a good sense of humor.This book is brand new in December 2019, and it would make a great gift for any nurse you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud.It's like being given a dose of laughing gas! Buy it now!

Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

Here they are, 101 nurse jokes that anyone in the nursing field can appreciate. From jokes about patients, doctors, and schedules to charting and call buttons, nursing is a challenging vocation and these jokes add a touch of humor to all the crazy situations nurses face. If you are a nurse you understand that laughter is truly the best medicine; the best medicine for not strangling the person who stole your pen. Get 101 So Bad, They're Good Nurse Jokes today for a nurse who has the ability to laugh at a situation even when it seems the entire workplace is on fire.

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