The Dumb Bitch

Raised dirt poor in one of the worst parts of town, La-La is determined not end up like the generations of her family before her: a mother when she's barely in her teens, getting caught up in the drug game, or just plain stuck living hand-to-mouth in the projects for the rest of her life. She's got big dreams, not to mention the rare combination of a sharp mind, runway model looks, and a killer bod, all of which she plan on using to get the hell out of the ghetto. But even the best laid plans have a habit of going to pieces - especially in the hood. La-La finds that out firsthand when her ambitions cause her to cross paths with Dre, a much more worldly (and older) man than the scrubs she's used to dealing with. Showered with gifts and attention, La-La consciously chooses to overlook the strings that come attached to Dre's affection - namely, that he is a man with dangerous ties and associates. Forced outside her comfort zone, La-La finds herself getting caught up in Dre's world. Even worse, her normally good judgment is being impaired by both her desire for the finer things in life and her growing physical needs as she struggles to answer one question: is what she and Dre have real and worth risking everything for, or is he simply using her the way she had planned on using him?

You've subscribed to her blogs on Byayanaellis.com, you've read the articles in Don Diva Magazine's Diva Corner, now prepare yourself to be thoroughly entertained by Ayana Ellis' sixth novel, Don't Be a Dumb Bitch, a combination of her truths, advice, and opinions on love, life, sex, friends and situation-ships. Don't Be a Dumb Bitch is raw, colorful, witty, and an enlightening piece for women and even some men. It can best be described as a conversation amongst friends or advice from your out spoken home girl, whose only mission is for you to not be a dumb bitch! In an oversexed society of misogyny and disrespect, Don't Be a Dumb Bitch is the perfect guide for women of all ages on how to move in a world full of vultures. Readers are sure to feel powerful and renewed after absorbing the many gems on life, love, and positive advice within this book. You haven't read a self-help book quite like this. Be Great!

Self-Help/Improvement Book.

Have you ever been head over heels for someone, only to find out you're the only one head over heels? This book not only details my story, but it's meant to help you through yours.

Don't Be A Dumb Bitch Your Whole Life, is a short story on a past situation that had me reevaluating who I was. This book is to not only make light of the situation but to hopefully bring awareness to women currently going through what I went through.

The social probability theories, and historical & natural observations contained in this book were developed over many years and others are based on observations and current events in history. I have also included two new products I discovered while living in my native country of Saint Lucia. Additionally, I review the world, its beauty, and its history. Humanity has reached a milestone. While in Saint Lucia, I noted several alien sightings and have shared my observations of these sightings through this book. I reviewed many natural and historical observations, have looked at the world, and saw the wonder it contains. The reader will see references to “Mind Probe technology”. This technology is used by governments with the technology to conduct systematic checks on people of interest. I became aware of the technology while living in Saint Lucia because of the alien sightings, I witnessed and the conclusions I drew from those sightings. It is imperative that, as a society, we do not perceive these alien visitors as a threat. It is my summation that they can be the harbingers of great technology and enhanced medical care that will benefit humanity. I hope that with the writing of this book, the scientific community and committee that discusses these phenomena will welcome me as a member because I believe I can contribute greatly to their investigation of the alien presence that I surmise have been visiting earth for thousands if not millions of years.

Smart Bitch Dumb Dog will give hope and motivation to the millions of adults experiencing difficulty with managing their finances. It is a humorous and informative story about the lives of two dogs as they trot down the path toward financial freedom.

Lizz Winstead, co-creator of The Daily Show and one of today's most hilarious comedians and insightful social critics, pens a brilliant account of how she discovered her comedic voice. In this collection of autobiographical essays, Winstead vividly recounts how she fought to find her own voice, both as a comedian and as a woman, and how humor became her most powerful weapon in confronting life's challenges. Growing up in the Midwest, the youngest child of conservative Catholic parents, Winstead learned early in her life that the straightforward questions she posed to various authority figures around her-her parents, her parish priest, even an anti-abortion counselor -prompted many startled looks and uncomfortable silences, but few answers. Her questions rattled people because they exposed the inconsistencies and hypocrisies in the people and institutions she confronted. Yet she didn't let that stop her from pursuing her dreams. Funny and biting, honest and poignant, this no-holds-barred collection gives an in-depth look into the life of one of today's most influential comic voices. In writing about her childhood longing to be a priest, her role in developing The Daily Show, and of her often problematic habit of diving into everything head first, asking questions later (resulting in multiple rescue-dog adoptions and travel disasters), Lizz Winstead has tapped an outrageous and heartfelt vein of the all-too-human comedy.