The Little Giant Book Of Jokes

Like junk-food snacks, this biggest little collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one... Tourist (to farmer): Lived here all your life? Farmer: Not yet. Father: Bonnie, please take the dog out and give him some air. Bonnie: Sure, Dad. Where's the nearest gas station? Enjoy jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, Martians and earthlings. And groaner book-and-author lists (Sport Injuries by Charlie Hawes; Cookouts Italian Style. Plus tongue twisters, shaggy dogs, first dates, and yes, Waiter, There's a Fly in My Soup jokes. 352 pages, 218 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Knock, knock. Who's there? What do you get when you...? As kids guess the answers, they're sure to get the giggles! With this book, little ones will look forward to sharing the jokes with parents, teachers, and siblings--and even coming up with some variations of their own! In addition to hundreds of rib-tickling jokes, readers will love: Head-scratching brain teasers Funny knock-knock jokes Hysterical puzzles Ridiculous riddles And much, much more! Amid the jokes, kids also find information on how to deliver the perfect punch line and how their favorite comics got started telling jokes. Every budding comic needs a little help getting started, and this book is the perfect go-to for getting laughs!

Punsters of all ages will find plenty of gross-out amusement in this monster collection, from revolting riddles to icky rhymes.

Why didn't the school alarm go off on time? The answer is clear: It was a dumb bell. And, that's just the beginning, because this huge book has hundreds of side-splitting jokes, riddles, "Tom Swifties," daffynitions, and knock-knocks that make fun of everything about school. From tough teachers to cafeteria food, from homework to report cards, from assembly to gym class, it's all in here and all hilarious. Here are just a few to get the giggles started: Why did the chicken go to school? For eggstra credit. Mom, the teacher kept me in for something I didn't do. Really, what was it? My homework. Books Never Written: After School by Dee Tension. Lots of comic drawings add to the fun. You and your friends will be clutching your sides with laughter for hours!

Like junk-food snacks, this biggest collection of jokes has so many irresistible chuckles that we can't laugh at just one. From the world's worst centipede joke to jokes about teachers, parents, brothers and sisters, doctors and patients, this collection is sure to tickle any funny bone.

Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.

Are you ready to say "knock-knock" nearly a thousand times? Then here's a collection to last you a lifetime, or until you've driven your parents and friends crazy, whichever comes first. This is the biggest knock-knock treasury you'll ever find. While you fill the neighborhood with laughs, you'll also enjoy dozens of zany cartoon drawings that show just how ridiculous these jokes can be! 352 pages, 180 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.

Pick a card, any card--but DON'T pick any other card book! This one's beyond compare, the biggest and the best, with 352 pages of fabulous sleights and tricks that will amaze your friends. "Force" your volunteers to choose the right card; make false cuts and shuffles; do double lifts; sneak a peek; and much more. With a little practice, ideas for presentation, and great hints on making magic with your deck, you'll put on a show-stopping performance every time. 352 pages, 156 b/w illus., 4 3/16 x 5 1/4.