The Official Women S Guide On How A Man Should Cheat

MONOGAMY HAS MET ITS MATCH When it comes to scoring on the side, this book is your best friend. Comedians Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa, and Robert Kelly have experienced the rich pleasures and unspeakable risks of romantic infidelity, and survived to tell their tales. Now, they impart all the wisdom, advice, and humor they picked up along the way, including how to: * Wipe away your shame and guilt—and get smart before you get hard * Conduct your filth with the right chick, in the right place, at the right time * Take an hour to shower and scour—and fight your worst enemy: glitter * Explain a strange scrunchy, hair extension, or pair of earrings to your girl * Navigate strip clubs, massage parlors, and women of the night Lie like a woman—and call it quits without getting caught Featuring ten true stories from men who’ve lived the life and a link to watch Burr, DeRosa, and Kelly’s hilarious short film of the same name, Cheat is a wickedly smart field guide to philandering that will revolutionize your game.

'I haven't orgasmed in months. He's never home. I'm just not happy anymore. Should I go? Will I find anyone better? Should I cheat? Would it make me a bad person? What if he finds out? Am I ready to let him go? 'Sound familiar? As it turns out, you're not alone. In a 2006 US study, 72% of men and 68% of women said they would cheat if they'd never be caught. Yet there's been no guide, no manual -- until NOW!Marleen Marylin Mour's "Cheating: How to Do it Right - A Guide for Women" delivers a uniquely judgement-free perspective on cheating. This no-nonsense, easy-to-ready guide holds your hand from the beginning to the end of your unconventional journey.with real-life anecdotes and saucy details on every page, this guide reveals everything you need to know including how to:* 'Get off the fence'* Keep your secret,* Select a playmate,* Manage the relationship,* Deal with the guilt* Call it quits & much more!Thinking of cheating?Here's how to do it right, if at all...

Variety is the spice of life! Can you imagine what life would be like without varietyonly eating soup every day, watching the same television show, or wearing the same shirt or the same pair of pants every day? Doesnt that just seem ludicrous? So why would we have sex with the same woman for the rest of our lives? While author Mr. Goodbar believes that being in a committed relationship, such as marriage, can be goodeven great at timesit can also become repetitive and even boring. The Married Mans Guide to Cheating was written to help men enjoy the spice of life without having to pay the ultimate pricelosing their married life, having to pay alimony or child support, and losing half of everything they own. Most of this guide was developed based on discussions with married men who have either been successfully cheating or those who have been caught cheating. Just about every married man with whom Mr. Goodbar spoke, when asked how long they been married, responded, Too long! The Married Mans Guide to Cheating offers insight into how to become a successful cheater and common actions to avoid when cheating.

This book is an essential guide, written by a man, for women who want to protect what they have at home while still getting a little something on the side for themselves. Each chapter details one of "The 9 Golden Rules" of carrying on a successful affair and analyzes the real-life infidelities of two of the author's close female friends. Let's face it, ladies: there are a lot of good things about having an affair. It can bring the passion, romance and excitement back into your life that may be missing from your marriage or monogamous relationship while keeping the love alive between you and your partner. In fact, the only real downside to cheating is getting caught. But what if you could remove that risk once and for all?

A Reality Guide For Women And Men: Men Speak The Truth About Why They Cheat

Up close and personal, true life situations encountered by the insatiable player, "The Cheating Guide-From a Woman's Point of View" gives insight to many questions you have been pondering about the cheating game. After reading this book, you will become the cheating man your heart desires. The fantasy affair can be yours if you know the rules and are wiiling to follow them. Jay West can help you with any relationship you decide to indulge. Having been a cheater herself and being so much better than her male counterparts, she felt the need to help the fellas. Whether men choose to believe it or not, "Women are the experts at the cheating game." By following the advise of Jay West men will be able to exchange chaotic, confusing and disruptive affairs into mutually caring, respectful and understanding unions. "The Cheating Guide-From a Woman's Point of View" asks the questions and offers the answers to the most complex questions of the cheating game. Lack of information will no longer be an excuse for the man who reads this book. There's even a few pointers on how to maintain a committed relationship. Jay West has gone outside of the safety zone of sisterhood by giving men "the business". Nevertheless, she realizes that the man she trains today will be a better cheating man tomorrow, the stories had to be told. The content in "The Cheating Guide-From a Woman's Point of View", can teach the most seansoned cheater a few tricks. "There's a right way to do wrong" is her motto.