The Secret Thoughts Of Dogs

Have you ever wondered exactly what your caninecompanion is thinking?Forget trying to read their minds, because in The Secret Thoughts of Dogs those silent musings are finally revealed. Get ready to laugh out loud when you discover just what your best friend is really pondering.

Crack open the hilarious and heartwarming inner thoughts of man's best friend with this must-have gift book—perfect for dog lovers who are ready to see just who trained whom! “An illustrated phrase book for dog lovers of all ages….Find your own man’s best friend and curl up for some love, laughs, and insight.” —Kirkus Reviews Have you ever wondered exactly what your canine companion is thinking? “I finally trained her to give me a treat if I shake her hand.” “Please,please let tonight be ‘Burger Night.’” “Finally! A tree that no other dog has ever peed on!” You don’t have to be a mind reader, because in The Secret Thoughts of Dogs those silent musings are finally revealed. Filled with endearing mischief and uproarious confessions, get ready to laugh out loud when you discover just what your best friend is really pondering.

This title presents illustrations imbued with eccentric facetiousness giving a humorous look at the secret thoughts of dogs. It is part of a series looking at the secret thoughts of cats, men, women and babies.

Ever wonder what your dachshund, bulldog, great dane, or tabby cat are *really* thinking? Wonder no more, because artist and comedian Christopher Rozzi has channeled the innermost thoughts of canines and felines (along with the occasional rabbit or robot) and painted their portraits with great affection and humor. Garnering attention and raves from Flavorwire, Laughing Squid, Fab.com, and elsewhere, Tiny Confessions has attracted a growing fan base among pet lovers, art lovers, and anyone with a good sense of humor. In this endearing and very funny collection of color portraits, candid pets will reveal insights including: "What you see as dancing is just me desperately scrambling to earn ham." "That mess I made is my way of thanking you for my awesome name." "I forgot where I buried that thing that you loved."

Humans have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, also the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting(not less than two hours),and most important, making available a good Sleep Environment for a cat. This must include comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops and a variety of floor surfaces: bare wood, a cool cement area, linoleum, and carpeting. Carpeting is required not only as an Essential Sleep Option, but also for puking on. Never puke on anything not covered by carpeting. Dogs, on the other hand, serve no useful purpose. All they can do is disturb and disrupt, specifically disturb and disrupt cat sleeping activity. Fortunately, dogs can be trained. It’s a nuisance, but it can be done. This book contains detailed tips on training your dog, but for starters, know that a couple of quick scratches to your dog’s snout will have a very positive effect.

This title presents illustrations imbued with eccentric facetiousness giving a humorous look at the secret thoughts of cats. It is part of a series looking at the secret thoughts of dogs, men, women and babies.

four different perspectives, and it captures the surreal horror of life under the Soviet yoke." --Book Jacket.

DOG SECRETS as Whispered to the Dog Sitter is a series of heart-warming stories in which dogs use their thoughts and actions to whisper their love secrets. The truths they reveal are brilliant and frequently hilarious. A MUST READ.