The Ultimate Survival Guide To Monsters Under The Bed

Worried about creepy crawly monsters hiding out under your bed, just waiting to attack? Fear no longer, because The Ultimate Survival Guide to Monsters Under the Bed is here! This tried and tested ten-step program will make sure you're never bothered by monsters again. It even works on carrot monsters! Filled with easy steps like keeping soap handy, inviting your toys for a sleepover and remembering to brush your teeth, this guide will make sure that very soon, monsters will be scared of YOU.

Scientists from Goodnight Labs present ten simple steps for chasing away a wide variety of bedtime monsters, such as whispering jokes to them so they will go tell their friends.

Make room in your suitcase for this monstrously entertaining guide to fantastic creatures around the world — and how to elude them. I did not make any of this up. Do you know why you should have baby teeth handy when visiting the Midwest? Or why you should bring a cucumber with you when swimming in Japan? How good are you at solving Russian riddles? From Boston to Bejing, from Moscow to Mali, any place you visit has its own terrifying tales of very real creatures. Complete with handy "gruesomeness ratings," this guide offers all the important facts on some sixty-three folkloric monsters and how (if possible!) to survive an encounter with them. Meticulously researched by Judy Sierra and illustrated in grotesque detail by Henrik Drescher, here is the ultimate resource for any world traveler, armchair or otherwise, hoping to make it home alive.

Ever heard of shape shifting goo? How about a giant monster that freezes kids? Or how about a big guy made of clocks? The Monster Survival Guide will show you how to survive the most dangerous of monsters! Be sure to look out for: 1. Death by time freeze 2. Death by being frozen by a big piece of ice cream 3. Death by laughing TOO hard because of this book! Be sure to watch for your surroundings! Or else... ROAR!!!

Ever heard of shape shifting goo? How about a giant monster that freezes kids? Or how about a big guy made of clocks?The Monster Survival Guide will show you how to survive the most dangerous of monsters! Be sure to look out for:1. Death by time freeze2. Death by being frozen by a big piece of ice cream3. Death by laughing TOO hard because of this book!Be sure to watch for your surroundings!Or else... ROAR!!!

From the scream of Psycho to the psycho of Scream, The Horror Movie Survival Guide is your essential source for information on the creatures and monsters that darken your daydreams and stalk your nightmares. Separated into five identifiable categories—aliens, beasts, creations, psychopaths, and the supernatural—each horrific entity is presented with a full description, an overview of unnatural habits, and tips on how to destroy it. This definitive handbook also includes a directory of horror films (So you know where to find your favorite monsters!), thirty photographs of the baddest of the bad, and a list ranking the worst creatures to grace the silver screen by their number of kills. So the next time you’re confronted by the supernatural, the extraterrestrial, or the unclassifiable, look in here for all the facts—and run like hell.

&> The Ultimate Player’s Guide to Minecraft Second Edition Minecraft: These worlds are YOURS! Minecraft is WAY more than a game: it’s an alternate universe of creation, exhilaration, survival, adventure, passion! Don’t enter that universe alone. Take an experienced guide who’ll help you constantly as you learn the secrets of Minecraft! Stephen O’Brien has been obsessing over Minecraft since its earliest betas. He’s seen it all! Now, he’ll take you deep inside craft and mine, cave and menagerie, farm and village. He’ll reveal combat traps and tricks you need to know... teach you enchantments of unimaginable power... help you survive where few dare to go... help you OWN the infinite worlds of Minecraft! Quick-start guide for first-night survival Customize your experience: monstrous, peaceful, and more Harvest resources, craft tools and shelters—let there be light Grab your pickaxe: mine iron, gold, diamonds, and redstone Escape (or defeat!) 14 types of hostile mobs Get friendly mobs on your side and build automated farms Brew potions to cure ills, gain superpowers, and throw at enemies Transform your shelter into a palace (or a secret underwater base) Create new worlds and master the fine art of terraforming Learn the secrets of redstone devices, and build incredible rail systems Play safely through The Nether and The End Minecraft is a trademark of Mojang Synergies / Notch Development AB. This book is not affiliated with or sponsored by Mojang Synergies / Notch Development AB. Stephen O’Brien is an Australian-born writer and entrepreneur now residing in Sydney after too many years in Silicon Valley. He has written 27 books, including several best-sellers. O’Brien founded Typefi, the world’s leading automated publishing system, and in his spare time invented a new type of espresso machine called mypressi. He’s a perpetual innovator who remains astounded at the unparalleled creativity Minecraft can engender.