Twisted Wisdom

Please consider this collection of poetry a journey into space; but inner space. An exploration into the mind. A journey meant to find and face the Deamons we all carry throughout our lives. We wrestle with them; sometimes finding victory, oftentimes only finding a way to live with them. This book is about my beginning that exploration. May you find a part of your journey amongst its pages.

This book of parodied proverbs represents the first collection of such twisted or anti-proverbs in the English language. It contains over 3,000 texts based on 320 traditional Anglo-American proverbs. The twisted proverbs were located in dozens of books and articles on puns, one-liners, toasts, quotations, aphorisms, and graffiti. Many examples are also based on advertisements, caricatures, cartoons, comic strips, and headlines from magazines and newspapers. About 75 illustrations from the mass media are also included. While many of these humorous texts are based on mere puns and wordplay, there are also numerous satirical anti-proverbs that contain revealing social comments: Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow they may recall your credit card. Marry in haste, and pay alimony at leisure. Taste makes waist. A split personality is the only case where two can live as cheaply as one. All work and no play makes you a valued employee. Where there's a will there's a loophole. The lawyer agrees with the doctor that the best things in life are fees. A condom is the mother of all prevention. Do unto others before they do unto you. Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself. If at first you don't succeed, you are fired.

In this devotional, we are drawing from the wisdom well that is the book of Proverbs. We challenge you to unlearn what you have always known and re-learn wisdom according to the word of God. In our generation, the line between godly and ungodly is blurred and it will require that we go back and learn the basics of our foundation.

Twisted WisdomSkyler escapes her twisted childhood and grows successful, with the help of Celina and Victor. Skyler's fresh start presents many opportunities, including love. Unbeknownst to her, the same opportunities open old scars. Will she choose love and overcome her past? Or, will she succumb to the darkness that is beckoning for her presence? About The Author Victoria Falls-Scott has a passion for studying people's behavior and the reasoning behind it. Writing is her method of explaining her observations while using imaginative forums to create worlds with and without solutions. Mizpah Save, her newly started nonprofit, is working its way up to help youth in need. It began right here in Twisted Wisdom. She is passionate about helping others, and she aims to touch lives through love and understanding. This is a piece of her heart, enjoy and stay tuned for the next release.

Funny quotes broken out into 16 categories ranging from relationships to Health and Fitness. Things you want to say but probably should keep to yourself.

Why do some make it to Heaven and some to Hell? This book gives an insight as to why the Presence of God is important to every human being. Heaven and Hell are both real places. Though Satan was in Heaven he refused to walk by God’s standards, rebelled against God and was cast down to Earth. The book draws a parallel with today’s world where people refuse to abide by the rules and regulations of God. It explains that choosing to live without the Presence of God only confirms the presence of Satan in their lives. Why did God cast Satan out of Heaven? How does Satan influence people even today? ‘Heaven to Hell’ will give you a glimpse of all this and more!

This is the book of wisdom and advice for people who: Are looking for a book to give as a host or hostess gift to someone they don’t really like Are tired of hearing convention wisdom over and over again Are looking for a mental high without having to take drugs or drink heavily Are not looking for wisdom, but ARE looking to laugh and/or stay awake at night thinking about what they have just read

Based on a true story, this book is about the life of a mentally ill woman who voluntarily admits herself to a psychiatric ward only to discover that the psychiatrist she trusted won't let her leave. Follow her journeys as she does what life has taught her to do-fight. This isn't just a story about mental illness, it's the story of how to overcome the obstacles that life throws in your path.