Miss Smithers

Sixteen-year-old Alice suspects that this is the year she’s going to bloom, graduating from the ranks of the marginal into the realm of the practically normal. That’s immediately confirmed when, lured by the $400 clothing allowance, she becomes the official Rod & Gun Club candidate in the town’s Miss Smithers, BC, pageant. Now that she’s practically normal, Alice is anxious to try new things. But she can’t decide whether to push her sort-of boyfriend, Goose, into having sex with her, or to take a vow of chastity with the WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) movement. Alice, fresh from her hit debut in Alice, I Think—and complete with satirical wit and unique thrift-shop style—is back in this uniquely funny take on surviving the tough teen years.

Sixteen-year-old Alice MacLeod's life as an outcast begins to change when she experiments with being friends with different sorts of people, tries drinking alcohol and eating meat, and competes in the Miss Smithers beauty pageant.

For the first time in print or digital publishing, Delphi Classics is proud to present the complete fictional works of master storyteller L. Frank Baum. This monumental eBook offers hundreds of beautiful illustrations, lost works, informative introductions and the usual Delphi bonus material. (Version 1) * The complete Oz books and ALL fully illustrated with their original artwork * Concise introductions to the novels and other works * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Baum’s life and works * Images of how the books were first printed, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Explore the first edition colour illustrations of ‘The Wonderful Wizard of Oz’ * Excellent formatting of the texts * Many novels appear for the first time in digital print, including all of the MARY LOUISE, BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS and PHOEBE DARING novels * Famous works such as THE SEA-FAIRIES and SKY ISLAND are fully illustrated with their original artwork * Scarce poetry collections, including FATHER GOOSE’S YEAR BOOK, first time in digital print * Special chronological and alphabetical contents tables for the poetry and short stories * Rare plays and musical synopses, including the original WIZARD OF OZ play. * Special BAUMIANA section, with articles and reviews relating to the wonderful world of Baum * Features the biography IN OTHER LANDS THAN OURS written by the author’s wife – discover Baum’s literary life * Scholarly ordering of texts into chronological order and literary genres CONTENTS: The Oz Works THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ THE MARVELOUS LAND OF OZ THE WOGGLE-BUG BOOK OZMA OF OZ DOROTHY AND THE WIZARD IN OZ THE ROAD TO OZ THE EMERALD CITY OF OZ THE PATCHWORK GIRL OF OZ LITTLE WIZARD STORIES OF OZ TIK-TOK OF OZ THE SCARECROW OF OZ RINKITINK IN OZ THE LOST PRINCESS OF OZ THE TIN WOODMAN OF OZ THE MAGIC OF OZ GLINDA OF OZ THE ROYAL BOOK OF OZ BY RUTH PLUMLY THOMPSON Other Fantasy Works THE MAGICAL MONARCH OF MO DOT AND TOT OF MERRYLAND AMERICAN FAIRY TALES THE MASTER KEY: AN ELECTRICAL FAIRY TALE THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF SANTA CLAUS THE ENCHANTED ISLAND OF YEW QUEEN ZIXI OF IX JOHN DOUGH AND THE CHERUB THE SEA FAIRIES SKY ISLAND Non-Fantasy Works Under Baum’s Name THE DARING TWINS PHOEBE DARING The Pseudonym Works – Fantasy TWINKLE AND CHUBBINS POLICEMAN BLUEJAY The Pseudonym Works – Non-Fantasy AUNT JANE’S NIECES - ALL 10 BOOKS THE FLYING GIRL THE FLYING GIRL AND HER CHUM MARY LOUISE MARY LOUISE IN THE COUNTRY MARY LOUISE SOLVES A MYSTERY MARY LOUISE AND THE LIBERTY GIRLS MARY LOUISE ADOPTS A SOLDIER THE BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS IN ALASKA THE BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS IN PANAMA THE BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS IN EGYPT THE BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS IN CHINA THE BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS IN YUCATAN THE BOY FORTUNE HUNTERS IN THE SOUTH SEAS THE FATE OF A CROWN DAUGHTERS OF DESTINY TAMAWACA FOLKS: A SUMMER COMEDY ANNABEL, A NOVEL FOR YOUNG FOLK THE LAST EGYPTIAN Shorter Fiction OUR LANDLADY MOTHER GOOSE IN PROSE ANIMAL FAIRY TALES UNCOLLECTED SHORT STORIES The Short Stories LIST OF SHORT STORIES IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER LIST OF SHORT STORIES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER The Poetry Collections The Poems LIST OF POEMS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER LIST OF POEMS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER The Plays Baumiana LIST OF BAUM RELATED ARTICLES AND PIECES The Biography IN OTHER LANDS THAN OURS BY MAUD GAGE-BAUM Please visit www.delphiclassics.com for more details and to learn more about our exciting range of titles

This carefully edited collection has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Sir Henry Rider Haggard (1856-1925) was an English writer of adventure novels and fantasy stories set in exotic locations, predominantly Africa, and a pioneer of the Lost World literary genre. Table of Contents: Allan Quatermain Series: Marie Allan's Wife Child of Storm A Tale of Three Lions Maiwa's Revenge The Hunter Quatermain's Story Long Odds Allan and the Holy Flower She and Allan The Ivory Child Finished Magepa the Buck King Solomon's Mines The Ancient Allan Allan Quatermain Ayesha Series: She Ayesha She and Allan Other Novels: Dawn The Witch's Head Jess Mr. Meeson's Will Colonel Quaritch, V.C. Cleopatra Beatrice The World's Desire Eric Brighteyes Nada the Lily Montezuma's Daughter The People of the Mist Heart of the World Joan Haste The Wizard Doctor Therne Elissa Swallow Lysbeth Pearl Maiden Stella Fregelius The Brethren The Way of the Spirit Benita Fair Margaret The Ghost Kings The Yellow God The Lady of Blossholme Morning Star Queen Sheba's Ring Red Eve The Mahatma and the Hare The Wanderer's Necklace Love Eternal Moon of Israel When the World Shook The Virgin of the Sun Short Stories: Smith and the Pharaohs The Blue Curtains Little Flower Only a Dream Barbara Who Came Back Non-fiction: Cetywayo and his White Neighbors The Last Boer War A Winter Pilgrimage Regeneration

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